Cancer Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Actually, you may late in an entirely distinct meaning of "late". If you didn't show up because you're dead... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 As in: he was late to his own funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 I actually prefer that to some other alternatives. I swear I have encountered people who could not be stopped from speaking for 20 minutes at their own funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Never play cards with an entity that you can't watch shuffle and deal. It will always cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Left of reality is not all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 You wing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 On 2/24/2017 at 9:03 PM, Starlord said: Always check your references. Always reference your cheques… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Remember to dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 If your meme doesn’t include a link to a source or a peer reviewed journal, is it really worth posting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 (edited) People frequently confuse "I don't like it" with "It's bad." Edited March 25 by Lord Liaden Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Nature has the last word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 "Men will learn eventually, and if they insist on rejecting the received wisdom of generations past, they do not thereby succeed at invalidating it; they merely condemn themselves to learning it, time and again, by ever grimmer experience." ~Hilaire Belloc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 A gentleman is never rude unintentionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 Old Man and Grailknight 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 29 Author Report Share Posted March 29 If no one arrives from the future to stop you, then how bad a decision can it really be? Tom Cowan and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 55 minutes ago, Starlord said: If no one arrives from the future to stop you, then how bad a decision can it really be? Bad enough that none of them survived it? Old Man, Lord Liaden, Rails and 3 others 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 29 Author Report Share Posted March 29 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 The world is being split in two. If you don’t know why you are on the wrong side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Teriaca Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 It can always get worse. And will decently get worse to people who say 'It can't get any worse.' Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 On every day of the year, remember to critically evaluate everything you read on the internet as if it were April Fool's Day. Grailknight and Old Man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 37 minutes ago, Starlord said: On every day of the year, remember to critically evaluate everything you read on the internet as if it were April Fool's Day. Isn't that statement a April Fool's Joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 1 Author Report Share Posted April 1 35 minutes ago, tombrown803 said: Isn't that statement a April Fool's Joke? 2 for 1 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 “Happiness is an open doorway, you just have to find your key.” ~ Spy vs Spy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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