wcw43921 Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Starlord said: Guess which five-year old learned a new word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 If you have a bad cough, take a whole bunch of laxatives. Then you'll be too afraid to cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 If you want to lower people's expectations of you, try tucking one pant leg into your sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 Low expectations are the key to avoiding disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 Yes, pessimism does that, but it takes away the pleasure of being right, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Starlord said: If you want to lower people's expectations of you, try tucking one pant leg into your sock. Getting a piece of shirttail sticking through your fly zipper has the same sort of effect, usually augmented by a color contrast calling extra attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 3 hours ago, L. Marcus said: Yes, pessimism does that, but it takes away the pleasure of being right, too. That's only a problem if you're actually right once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 12 minutes ago, Pariah said: That's only a problem if you're actually right once in a while. "I jär it en sämmer männish än I kan erkänn om I ha fejl, men I hav ju allri fel." -- Dad (in dialect) Translated: I'm not a worse man than I can admit when I'm wrong, but I never am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, L. Marcus said: "I jär it en sämmer männish än I kan erkänn om I ha fejl, men I hav ju allri fel." -- Dad (in dialect) Translated: I'm not a worse man than I can admit when I'm wrong, but I never am. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Sure, go ahead and name your dog 'Shark'...just remember you'll never be able to take him to the beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 8 hours ago, Starlord said: Sure, go ahead and name your dog 'Shark'...just remember you'll never be able to take him to the beach. Challenge accepted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Life Hacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Stop living in illusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Instead, visualize how you want your life to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Never read the comments. Never, never, never ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Stop living within your mind and start living within the being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 You are at present, headless, embrace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Pets can teach you a lot about life. Embrace it. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Do not refreeze unopened but partially thawed popsicles; just throw them away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Remember to always put I before E. Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weighlifters. English is weird. Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 weighlifters? Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Like shoplifters, but they steal scale measurements. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Heavy, man. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.