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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

Fun fact: A bottle of Coke Zero, when dropped from a counter onto its top, will instantly generate enough pressure to blow the lid off and shoot across a supermarket floor. It also creates a big "POW!" sound.

 

The Good News: It was my bottle, but I didn't drop it.

The Bad News: The cashier did.

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If your honest to goodness, that's-on-the-birth-certificate name is Daryl Dragon, and your father had some success in the music business in his own name, why would you want to change to an eccentric but actually less interesting stage name for your own career?

 

Lucius P. Alexander

 

Because palindromedary is my middle name

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I am in a strange space right now.

 

I am taking a linux/unix class (my first experience with it) and it's my gateway class to the Network Systems Admin degree. I feel like I'm right along with the class but I also feel really really dumb. I don't know how things work. And when he says, you've all partitioned a computer right? only 8 of the 19 hands went up..but I still felt dumb.

 

I'm hoping this fades somewhat. I fear I'm an end-user trying to pass himself off as a computer guy. LOL

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Woman in a sumo wrestler's outfit walks into a gay bar, waves at a man dressed as a Snickers bar, and then assaults her ex girlfriend

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary counts two bars in one line

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Doing the laundry today early was a good idea.

 

Going out to get alcohol from the specialist shop was on second thoughts not such a good idea when you have forgotten that today is Gay Pride Day and the the shop is on a street closed to traffic for the parade and partying people. But I got the booze I wanted and got home.

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