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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

We got snakes.

Snakes on a mother****in' plane.

 

That is all.

 

lol, my gf and I were on our way back from Vegas when the most amazing concept for a film evar came into my head... [we laughed most of the way home...]

 

I dropped some crumbs to the floor while eating the oh so tasty snack mix the airline had deemed suitable fair... and I had a vision. For a Prequel. to Snakes on a Plane.

 

Imagine a black screen, then in solid white letters...

 

BEFORE THERE WERE SNAKES.... [fade out]

 

[fade in]

 

THERE WERE

 

MICE

 

ON A PLANE!

 

Of course then there would be a great teaser montage of mice going crazy and eating passengers and such... and the lynchpin - a little girl singing [cause you KNOW how creepy that is...] - "She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.."

 

The movie ends with a young Sam Jackson lookalike turning to see the little girl singing, realizing that there's no hope against these rabid mice.... except for perhaps one thing.... [what eats mice?]

 

"We need some mutha****ing SNAKES on this plane!"

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

We bear your names, we come to you

We own the game we run to you

We bring the blazing sun to you

We bring the blazing gun to you

 

We are your children grown and strange

We are your children unashamed

We breed contempt we mock you now

We bring the shake to rock you now

 

We bring the shake, we bring the shake

We say these things to shock you now

We say these things to rock you now

 

We climbed into the mean machine

We saw the ad, we bought the dream

We are the victims of neglect

We will not be what you expect

 

We are your children, strange and weird

We are your children, free and clear

You breed contempt we mock you now

We bring the shake to rock you now

 

We bring the shake, All hearts to break

We bring these words to mock you now

We bring the shake to rock you now

We bring the shake, All hearts to break

We bring these words to mock you now

We bring the shake to rock you now

 

The only thing that I regret

I didn´t take what I could get

You owe us much, you owe us life

We owe you nothing eat the knife

We are your children chosen few

We are your children come to you

We bring the world to shock you now

We bring the shake to rock you now

 

We bring the shake, for goodness´ shake

We bring the truth to mock you now

We bring the shake to rock you now

 

We bring the shake, we bring the shake

We bring the shake to shock you now

We bring the shake to rock you now

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I put on High-heeled Flip-Flops yesterday to show off my Pedicure, and I could barely limp around the Supermarket and home. The space between my toes still hurts. Ow !

Some women care only about effect, not comfort. I am definitely NOT one of them.

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

Judging by what pops up when you click the "random article" link on their front page a dozen times or so, Wikipedia has an inexplicable and insanely large number of entries about various podunk train stations.

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