James Gillen Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "Eww, you're covered in slime." "Now I know how Tom Arnold felt on his wedding night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We got snakes. Snakes on a mother****in' plane. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioKAOS Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We got snakes. Snakes on a mother****in' plane. That is all. lol, my gf and I were on our way back from Vegas when the most amazing concept for a film evar came into my head... [we laughed most of the way home...] I dropped some crumbs to the floor while eating the oh so tasty snack mix the airline had deemed suitable fair... and I had a vision. For a Prequel. to Snakes on a Plane. Imagine a black screen, then in solid white letters... BEFORE THERE WERE SNAKES.... [fade out] [fade in] THERE WERE MICE ON A PLANE! Of course then there would be a great teaser montage of mice going crazy and eating passengers and such... and the lynchpin - a little girl singing [cause you KNOW how creepy that is...] - "She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.." The movie ends with a young Sam Jackson lookalike turning to see the little girl singing, realizing that there's no hope against these rabid mice.... except for perhaps one thing.... [what eats mice?] "We need some mutha****ing SNAKES on this plane!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Wish me luck. Survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "God, you're like stormtroopers, aiming at Luke's lightsaber." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings We bear your names, we come to you We own the game we run to you We bring the blazing sun to you We bring the blazing gun to you We are your children grown and strange We are your children unashamed We breed contempt we mock you now We bring the shake to rock you now We bring the shake, we bring the shake We say these things to shock you now We say these things to rock you now We climbed into the mean machine We saw the ad, we bought the dream We are the victims of neglect We will not be what you expect We are your children, strange and weird We are your children, free and clear You breed contempt we mock you now We bring the shake to rock you now We bring the shake, All hearts to break We bring these words to mock you now We bring the shake to rock you now We bring the shake, All hearts to break We bring these words to mock you now We bring the shake to rock you now The only thing that I regret I didn´t take what I could get You owe us much, you owe us life We owe you nothing eat the knife We are your children chosen few We are your children come to you We bring the world to shock you now We bring the shake to rock you now We bring the shake, for goodness´ shake We bring the truth to mock you now We bring the shake to rock you now We bring the shake, we bring the shake We bring the shake to shock you now We bring the shake to rock you now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings POW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Double U Tee Eff ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings James, For the love of God Almighty what did we do that you are torturing us with the avatar of Barry for ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The greatest action hero of the last forty years is George Tirebiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Sign that your town is getting way too crowded: When it's 11 pm and the freeways are still crammed with idiots. JG So you were alone then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I can't believe I watched the whole NBA draft... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Lego Crossbow http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/05/lego_crossbow.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The horror, the horror, redux: James Gillen has overtaken Dr. Anomaly as the Rep Power King on these boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I blame Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Barry white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings She would never say Where she came from Yesterday don't matter If it's gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I put on High-heeled Flip-Flops yesterday to show off my Pedicure, and I could barely limp around the Supermarket and home. The space between my toes still hurts. Ow ! Some women care only about effect, not comfort. I am definitely NOT one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Judging by what pops up when you click the "random article" link on their front page a dozen times or so, Wikipedia has an inexplicable and insanely large number of entries about various podunk train stations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings you guys are fun to spend time with. THanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A salute to our brothers and neighbors across the northern border. Happy Canada Day tomorrow, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Apparently I don't say anything repworthy anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "Mike Tyson had his 40th birthday Thursday- Chuck E. Cheese said it was the scariest birthday party they've ever had." -Jimmy Kimmel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Internet Petitions: A method by which a great number of people can become organized and accomplish nothing more effeciently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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