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A Thread for Random Musings


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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

Proverb say:

 

Man who manage to get tuna fish juice on himself while making tuna salad not want for ***** all day.

 

 

The preceeding is brought to you by my clumsiness and my cat Bitmap.

 

 

And on a related note, it's definitely worth an extra 40c per can or so to go with solid white albacore over the regular grade of stuff at 65c a can or (shudder) the low-end practically-a-soup giblets at 50c a can!

 

 

Edit: oooookay... evidently that particular slang term for a housecat is on the "verboten" list by the auto-censor...

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

So I'm watching the Daily Show and a commercial for ....some alcohol comes on.

Playing the "Doncha" song from the Pussycat dolls.

Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Doncha wish your girlfriend was raw like me

Doncha...

Doncha...

 

its a hard alcohol

And they are comparing it favorably to women.

 

...

I was marvelling at how sad that was.

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

The main goal in WoW [World of Warcraft] is to progressively expend resources to work up through a number of levels, while being rewarded with new, imaginary powers and the allusion of wealth, just like Scientology.

-- Daniel Eran

 

:D

(just wish that MisterVimes could read that)

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

 

I now stand at 301 Rep.

 

Wow.

 

It seems like only yesterday I was pimping myself, my cute little witicisms, my purile attempts at flashes of fiction or just pleading flat out for rep.

 

I'm much more mature now, and I think I should be repped further for that.

 

;)

Seriously, thanks to those who thought my posts were worth the praise

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