Pariah Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Donuts. Just ask Hazel. Number Five vs. Seven of Nine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Seven of Nine was obvious fanservice. Umbrella Academy vs. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, they've got a better orchestra. Let's mix things up a bit: Jack Tripper vs Gilligan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Gilligan. I'd rather hang out with Mary Ann and Ginger than Janet and Chrissy. Roomful of bored teenagers vs. Roomful of bored 5-year-olds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Pariah said: Roomful of bored teenagers vs. Roomful of bored 5-year-olds I'd much rather have a roomful of bored teenagers. Crashing Bore vs Crashing Boar Lucius Alexander Boring a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 The boar would be the opposite of boring. And delicious! Starfleet Academy vs. The Jedi Temple on Coruscant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Old Man said: Starfleet Academy vs. The Jedi Temple on Coruscant I don't recall a disgruntled former student ever coming through and slaughtering everyone at Starfleet Academy. Teapot vs. Coffee pot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 19 hours ago, Pariah said: I don't recall a disgruntled former student ever coming through and slaughtering everyone at Starfleet Academy. Teapot vs. Coffee pot Teapot, thanks One lump vs Two? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says one, the backandforthtrian says two, but I think they heard "hump" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 Two for certain. Coffee with cream vs. Coffee with sugar vs. Drinking it like a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Old Man said: Two for certain. Coffee with cream vs. Coffee with sugar vs. Drinking it like a man Doctor says coffee makes my heart beat funny, but when I could drink it any combination of cream or sugar was anathema. Drink it like a man. Obscure time: Andromeda of Aethiopia vs Titus Andronicus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 Titus Andronicus. Anthony Hopkins played him on screen. Shakespeare don't you know ? Oriental Dragon Combat ! Li Lung vs Lung Wang (Earth vs Sea) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Trick question: Dilong controls both earth and sea. Culture Wars: Korean soaps vs. Korean pop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Old Man said: Culture Wars: Korean soaps vs. Korean pop Korean soaps apparently include something called https://www.google.com/search?q=korean+soap+bar&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiv4Neqx-fhAhUEnawKHaGMDWoQ_AUIDigB&biw=1366&bih=654 Shillalah Snail Soap Bar (made from snails or used to wash snails?) And Korean pops include https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_soft_drinks_by_country#South_Korea a drink made from mushrooms. So.... Snail Soap Bar: Made from snails, or meant for washing snails? Lucius Alexander And what if I wash a palindromedary with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Obviously meant for washing snails. Shut all doors and windows then crawl forward till the green light turns red. Snail Man vs Chicken Man vs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 The Chicken Man is much funnier. Oriental Dragon smackdown mark 2 Pan Lung vs Shen Lung (Coiled Dragon vs Spirit Dragon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 While Panlong rules the rivers, Shenlong rules the skies and is on par with Tianlong. Culture Wars II: Bollywood vs. Hong Kong Cinema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Hong Kong Cinema has delivered more talent to the western world than Bollywood I think I need a snack: Jalebi vs Nian Gao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 I've never had either, but I think I'd try Nian Gao first. More Unpleasant Place to Die: Panem vs. Westeros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Westeros is brutal, but in Panem your death serves to terrorize the populace and directly support the regime. Culture Wars III: Franchise That Ends This Year Marvel Phase 3 vs. Game of Thrones vs. Star Wars First Sequel Trilogy vs. John Wick vs. X-Men vs. Toy Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tag365 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 I guess Toy Story? Which one would you rather be, a harpy, or a skunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 20, 2019 Report Share Posted July 20, 2019 I'm going with skunk. If I were a harpy, I'd be like my ex. Waffles vs. Crepes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 When they're done well, waffles, hands down. Low-intensity naturalist hobbies: Birdwatching vs insect collecting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 Bird watching as you can do it gently or seriously Oriental Dragon combat T'Ien Lung vs Yu Lung (Celestial Dragon vs Carp Dragon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 T’ien Lungs have breath weapons. They also figure prominently in the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik. Bird watching vs. Star gazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 I've never had a star poop on me. Blackbirds vs. Ravens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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