death tribble Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Jack Burton. Should have had another runout. Original Film vs remake film 23 The Vanishing 1993 vs The Vanishing 1988 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 The original, of course. Speculations from this month's Superdraft: Smaug the Magnificent versus an A-10 Warthog operating from a base 150 miles away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Smaug. Fire breathing dragons for the win. Original film vs remake film throwdown 24 Point Blank 1967 vs Payback 1999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Wow, I actually prefer the remake for once. Scooby-Doo awesome or not guest stars 2 Rob Zombie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Rob Zombie is always awesome. ‘80s Action Again: Rocky Balboa vs. John Rambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Rocky as Rambo became a caricature. Original film vs remake film throwdown 25 Out of the Past 1947 vs Against All Odds 1984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Against All Odds had that Phil Collins song that I liked. President Trump vs. Foxbat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Pariah said: Against All Odds had that Phil Collins song that I liked. President Trump vs. Foxbat Foxbat would have Trump all lunny in no time. Contest of 90's animated: Animanics vs. Freckizoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Animaniacs for the win! Freakazoid had its moments, but Animaniacs is a bona fide classic. Pluto vs. Ceres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Man versus his mother-in-law? Poor guy has no chance. Forbidden game tactics: Power Word: Beer Me versus Gnomish god of heavy artillery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 God is always on the side of the Big Battalions and they have heavy artillery Original film vs Remake film throwdown 26 A Guy Named Joe 1943 vs Always 1989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 When in doubt go original. Would you rather face off against: A hungry lion vs a teenage girl after you've taken her phone away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 I don't suppose feeding the teenage girl to the hungry lion is an option. That being the case, I'll take the lion. The other is too much like my job. Pasta Predicament: Penne Rosa vs. Four-cheese Lasagna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Had to look up penne rosa, but it would certainly be better than any lasagna. Lasagna always cooks unevenly and gets those super tough burnt edges and impenetrable top layer of burnt cheese, while retaining a nuclear hot core that invariably burns my tongue. Comfort Food Counterattack: Instant Ramen vs. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 PBJ. More protein, and you can make it without power or fire, which can be significant if you're explicitly going for comfort. Granola vs Shredded Wheat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Old Man said: Had to look up penne rosa, but it would certainly be better than any lasagna. Lasagna always cooks unevenly and gets those super tough burnt edges and impenetrable top layer of burnt cheese, while retaining a nuclear hot core that invariably burns my tongue. Comfort Food Counterattack: Instant Ramen vs. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich well, I have solved the hot core issue, when needed. My mother has a tendency (due to obsession with avoiding parasites) to cook at high temps. I've on occasion, put the food that refuses to cool in the freezer for 30 seconds. Cools just enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: PBJ. More protein, and you can make it without power or fire, which can be significant if you're explicitly going for comfort. Granola vs Shredded Wheat Granola, shredded wheat is better, but it shreds my sphincter on the way out. Speaking of digestive issues. Which is more effective against constipation. Ex-lax vs Mexican food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Amoxicillin trumps both. But of the two, I'd rather have Mexican food. Evil Empires: 2010s New England Patriots vs. 1990s Chicago Bulls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 I like New England better, refs gave their opponents I fairer chance, too watching the Game of thrones battle where the night king died vs spending that time trying to see in a completely dark room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 For those of us with darkvision, the latter is duck soup. Annoyances in the next 7 hours: Water dripping onto your side of the bed vs video interview at 8 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Water dripping. That would go on. Original film vs remake film 27 Oceans 11 1960 vs Oceans 11 2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 It's hard to argue against the Rat Pack, but I will in this case. The ensemble cast was amazing. Almost enough so as to make you forget that Ocean's 12 ever happened. General Zod vs. Ming the Merciless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Zod is actually dangerous but then again I am going by the version of Ming in Larry 'Buster' Crabbe's version of Flash Gordon. Original Film vs remake film throwdown 28 Scarface 1932 vs Scarface 1983 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Did the 1932 version, say hello to little friends? Which is colder Absolute zero vs A wife and ex-girlfriend in the same room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Having performed the experiment, I can attest that absolute zero is colder. Wife limited herself to only one snarky comment afterward. Driving through a dense fog bank vs Driving past a car fire in its terminal stages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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