Re: Unreal Darwin Awards
Not a death, but very fun: I was running a Star Wars game, and they had captured a mercenary. While kneeling, and tied up, he started to taunt one of the Jedi. She got so mad she hauled off and belted him.
"Are you sure you want to do this? He's tied up."
"I don't care, I'm really mad at him."
She knocked him out, and I gave her a Dark-Side point. She looked at me like I had just killed a puppy.
"What's this about?"
"You FILLED YOURSELF WITH RAGE and then STRUCK A HELPLESS CAPTIVE!" Everybody started laughing, and she was just so pissed at me she couldn't talk.
After that we started sort of a running joke: "I fill myself with rage and clean the refrigerator!" "I fill myself with rage and scrub the floors." "I fill myself with rage and brush my teeth."