Xavier Onassiss

Re: A real laser pistol? Power from vacuum? Photons affecting more than one electro Whenever I look at that website, my crackpot meter starts blowing fuses....

Re: "Neat" Pictures That's a classic case of Nightmare Fuel!

Re: Why We Should Go Into Space Victory Rep.

Re: "Neat" Pictures ...and don't forget to use your official Klein bottle opener!

Re: "Neat" Pictures Mobius pasta. I'm hungry now.

Re: The cranky thread I guess burning the popcorn would have smelled even worse....

Re: Why We Should Go Into Space Alrighty then... SF writer it is! But the real reason I want to go into space is: SPACE HAS BETTER MUSIC!

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden is still dead! That is all.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos I needed a fix, so here's a few clips from that other SF sit-com....

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Another character from the alternate post-apocalyptic future of Kazei 5: the patchwork cyborg. This will be one of the PC's in "Escape From Outbackistan" at GenCon 2011.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Which leads me to ponder if anyone's ever going to write The Objectivist's Guide to Tolkien.

Re: The cranky thread Monday? Oh that's so helpful. You bloody well should rage at them! Do these freaking idiots think that thieves take weekends off?

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Re: The Random Gizmo Generator Cool. Now I can write for SyFy. I requested about a hundred different gizmos to see if it accidentally generated one that might almost make sense. The opposite occurred -- they kept getting weirder and sillier. Oh, wait! Vertical Hydraulic Gas Shaft sounds pretty good. Or pretty bad, depending on what it's used for. Might be painful. Or even humiliating. I think I'll use it in my next SF-comedy game.

Re: Followers and Limitations Requires a Skill Roll: Charm, and Side Effects: HKA, for followers who will beat the @#$% out of you unless you succeed in flattering them.

Re: "Neat" Pictures I don't know, but something definitely went wrong....

Re: "Neat" Pictures Maybe we should have a NERD RAGE!!!11!! thread for everyone to gripe about stoopid stuff like this....

Re: The cranky thread I hope you find them, and steal back all your stuff.

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Re: "Neat" Pictures We got another one! Mwahahahahaha!!!!

Re: "Neat" Pictures Well I'm just relieved (after a rant like that) everyone isn't like "WTF is Callahan's?" That'd be kinda embarrassing , ya know?

Re: A Thread For Random Links I give up. I have no explanation whatsoever. I give you: the iSmell!

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Bach's Toccata at FAO Schwartz!

Re: "Neat" Pictures This was a neat idea, but the execution is an epic fail, and I'll tell you why. Warning: Nerd Rage Ahead.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread But why do they call 'em "wire nuts"?