Logan D. Hurricanes

While I love the Dark Knight Returns Frank Miller series, it wasn't meant to be a template for Batman, it was meant as a what if Batman when faced with impossible difficulties, an incredibly corrupt world, and advanced age making him have to change his tactics.
 
But between the success and popularity of that book and the fear of being like the godawful 1960s TV show, every Batman writer and film maker seems to think Dark Knight is the template from now on.  You get some interesting films as a result but Batman didn't used to be so grim, miserable, gloomy, and depressing all the time.

Rainn Wilson Makes Drastic Name Change To Highlight Climate Emergency
 
I went to that weather nickname generator, ArcticRiskName.org. henceforth I shall be 
 

Ok, let's do this. 
 
Loki Hawkeye Falcon and the Winter Soldier Moon Knight WandaVision She-Hulk Miss Marvel
 
5 & 6 could flip, depending on mood. 
 

Thank you for calling _______ School. To better assist you, please listen to the following menu.
 
To lie about why your child is absent, even though they've been bragging about the family trip to Florida for weeks, press 1.
 
To make excuses for why you child hasn't completed their assignments, press 2.
 
To complain about what we do — or, in most cases, what we don't do — press 3.
 
To curse out a teacher or an administrator, press 4.
 
To ask why you never received critical information that was sent out via e-mail, community bulletin, robo-call, and text alert, press 5.
 
If you refuse to hold your child accountable for their actions and want us to raise them instead, press 6.
 
To request a new classroom for the third time this year because you believe the problem is the teachers and not your child, press 7.
 
To complain about too much homework, or not enough homework, press 8.
 
To complain about pick up, drop off, or busing procedures, press 9.
 
And if you feel like reaching through the phone to slap someone, trust us, we know the feeling.

Everyone hates the Lakers. This is a truth universally acknowledged, or so I am led to believe.
 
But if there's a bandwagon forming for similar levels of hate toward the Nets, you can pencil me in.

I hated the BG reboot. So, we have that in common. Sorry about Shulkie. 

I should preface this by saying I'm not the biggest She-Hulk fan in the first place. But, meh. It had some nice moments, but I wasn't a big fan. I won't say I hated it. It was more watchable then Miss Marvel (which I still haven't finished). 
 
 

Abracadabra!
 
 

Abracadabra!
 
 

Abracadabra!