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Tjack

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  1. What are those? Packages of peanuts? You know they’re going to show their appreciation by getting into the attic and destroying the place.
  2. Were you a fan of the show? The show & movie were shot in an actual manor house that’s currently open to the public and fans of the show stay there.
  3. I just watched the Downton Abbey movie. I got hooked on the series a few years ago when the local PBS station started running them late nights. And it was pretty good, more of a “If you like this kind of thing, then this is the kind of thing you’ll like”. The movie takes place in 1910-1920ish and at the end someone says that “this place and family will be here a hundred years from now.” My question is does anyone who watched the series think that a version of the modern day inhabitants of the manor and village would be an interesting show?
  4. I used to work as an EMT and there’s truth to the trope about the mentally challenged being hella strong. Maybe it’s just that they push themselves further than the rest of us do. But it is real and they will bust you up if you’re not really careful.
  5. It’s too late now but I just thought that to really screw with the a$$#oles in the family, make sure the extra kid is a different race.
  6. The Joker is one of those guys too crazy to stay down. See the movie Raging Bull, “You never got me down Ray—You never got me down!” He doesn’t seem to feel his own pain (or anybody else’s) and just keeps going no matter what kind of damage he takes. Most people when they have a broken bone are done with the fight. The Joker seems to soak up a broken nose along with cracked ribs every fight.
  7. That’s actually pretty good. The last one I “wrap” is usually shoved into a paper bag with a bow stuck over the name of the supermarket.
  8. Second Rule; First one to smack Grandma in the butt wins!
  9. Joy to the world, and to all of you.
  10. Lorena Bobbitt took her shears To the root of all men’s fears And when he saw what she had done Her husband wished she’d just used a gun! Off the top of my head and from the depths of my subconscious. You’re welcome.
  11. I doff my Santa hat to a superior tactician.
  12. It’s Flight or SuperLeap both with appropriate limitations. I ask this during a lot of this type of thread, is this something you actually want to play or is it more of an academic question about the rules?
  13. Vaya Con Dios, you’re gonna need alll the help you can get.
  14. True, but back then, Iron Man was a lot less of a threat. All of his attacks were on Charges and he kept having to plug himself into an electrical socket in the middle of a fight to keep his heart going.
  15. If they’re close enough to see that then the enemy is already inside your perimeter. Call them all in advance and say you may have been exposed. Then you keep the buggers out of your house, your refrigerator and outta your hair completely. And if Uncle Fred (who doesn’t believe there is a virus) still wants to come over and watch the games on your big screen TV and drink all your booze....Just remember to put a drop gun in his hand before you call the police.
  16. Are you sure about that? ‘Cause this looks more like “I surrender, I’m too cute to eat!!”
  17. Does anybody buy this excuse? Or is it more likely they just want the thing down and the issue settled before the Westerners start coming in for the Olympics in ‘22. Christmas week is good timing, people want to think about “Peace on Earth & Good Will Toward Man”. Not raising a stink about something that happened far away and long ago.
  18. All cats are capable of varying their density. That’s why a cat you thought was too fat to move, can vault up to the top of the bookcase and knock your favorite stuff to the ground.
  19. Now there’s a dissenting opinion I can get behind. Granted, but I do still think a bullet in the a$$ would hurt more. If you don’t think so, then we could perform an experiment. You can insult me continuously for two hours, then I get to shoot you. Then we can figure out who got hurt worse.
  20. Yeah, Twitter is bad, but I don’t think they’ve ever put a bullet in someone’s a$$.
  21. DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!!!! I don’t care what God somebody prays to, but when they start believing that God’s talking back and telling them what to do (like blow stuff up or move to Idaho with a bunch of teenage wives and enough automatic weapons to declare war on Texas) then things start to go bad.
  22. Yeah, but they tend to go all peculiar when they think HE’s talking back to them.
  23. Holyoke MA. ; Two men were arrested for racing their cars on a city street overnight. Both cars crashed causing minor injuries but one car was totaled when it went through the brick front wall of a local Budget rent-a-car office. There are just too many jokes. ”Police say it will be all right because the driver payed the extra $10 for the insurance.” “The driver stumbled out of the car went up to the desk and said “I’d like something in a 4 door.....with really good brakes.” You are welcome to continue.
  24. The no Christmas music rule there makes sense. The last thing anyone wants to see is some guy having a religious conversion at the craps table.
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