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Jokes from Rick Wakeman
 
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
 
Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: A banjo into a skip [garbage can] from 30 yards.
 
Q: What's the least heard expression in a recording studio?
A: "I'm sorry we're running late, the banjo player's just parking his Porsche."

Norm McDonald did that on a weekend update segment on SNL showing crashes involving men and women. He pointed out that the percentages did not add up as 'the math was done by a woman'. When he got a bit of a boo from the audience he pointed out that the joke was written by a woman.

I was considering AOE Selective Radius and AOE 1 Hex. If I go the Autofire route, I'll add in Concentrated Sprayfire.
 
 
 
Ah! Good call. I looked through the Time Powers section, which wasn't quite what I was after.
 
 
 

For the Fourth, I watched some American "history":
 
1776
Dave
National Treasure
 

It's covered in the movie. Apparently, Barry was a temp intern when he got his powers and got a full-time job after JL.

In honor of the late Alan Arkin, I've watched:
The In-Laws
Simon
The Return of Captain Invincible
Argo
 
Today, I'll watch:
The Rocketeer
Gattaca
The Seven-Percent Solution
Edward Scissorhands
 

In honor of the late Alan Arkin, I've watched:
The In-Laws
Simon
The Return of Captain Invincible
Argo
 
Today, I'll watch:
The Rocketeer
Gattaca
The Seven-Percent Solution
Edward Scissorhands
 

That sounds a lot worse that missile toes.
 
 

Fred says to Joe, "I found this pen, is it yours?"
Joe replies, "Don't know, give it here."
He then uses it and says "Yes, it is."
Fred asks, "How do you know?"
Joe replies, "That's my handwriting."