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Blind date

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Last night my wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I had no idea he could do that."

The Court Jester: This one's a favorite of mine, and I rewatched it tonight because I heard about the death of actress Glynis Johns yesterday, at the age of 100.  (Vudu)
 
 
https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/04/entertainment/glynis-johns-dead/index.html

My son asked me: “Do trees poop?” I replied: “where do you think #2 pencils come from?”

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

You are going to LOVE Season 2!
There's Vulcan charades, a crossover episode with the Lower Decks cartoon, and a musical episode!
 

You are going to LOVE Season 2!
There's Vulcan charades, a crossover episode with the Lower Decks cartoon, and a musical episode!
 

You are going to LOVE Season 2!
There's Vulcan charades, a crossover episode with the Lower Decks cartoon, and a musical episode!
 

Cripes.  Don't do that to me, I thought I'd lost a day somewhere and I had to get to what passes for a family celebration these days.  I've still got wrapping to do.
 
Enjoy yourself as well.