Pariah

You can remember having forgotten this before, and resolve not to forget it again the next time.

This one:

Or maybe during Rhyme Time?

It's a line from the song.

Long before Miller Time?

I can't find anything!

All these computer jokes are a bit much.

Let's take a vote. I'll TABulate the results.

You folks ever heard of a 'planning period'?

I want to say TV Tropes, but I could be mistaken.

Q - Why don't you play D&D any more? A - I'd vote for the fettuccine Alfredo with the Parmesan-crusted chicken, myself.

I read somewhere that the Minions from Despicable Me are genetically-engineered kernels of corn. I don't know if that's true, but I read it.

Fine. I'm going Home.

What makes you think you get to CTRL this conversation, anyway?

No, did yours?

*headdesktop*

Q - You do know that's a triple-decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich with arsenic sauce, don't you? A - A Swiss Army knife, 300 meters of copper wire, and a swimming pool filled with chocolate milk.

Why would that be any different than any other day around here?

Somebody stole my copy of Microsoft Office. Whoever it was, I will find you. You have my Word.

I'd say skip the first half of season five. Any episode with a long-haired blonde guy can safely be ignored. The second half, dealing with the fall of Centauri Prime and the fate of Londo Mollari, should be watched. As for the first season, it's worth grinding through the occasional standalone author tract episodes to get the backstory necessary for the rest of the series. And if you find that a few of these are thinly-veiled remakes of ST:TOS episodes, you can take some solace in knowing that ST:TNG did the same...and that B5 often did them better.

I prefer a picnic basket, myself.

You have six fingers? Did you know there's a Spaniard with a sword looking for you?

It really is, isn't it?

And why would we want to, anyway?

You can use my one-year-old as a reference on this point if you need to. That kid gets into everything.