Pariah

I got onto the Animated Fábrica a couple of days ago, and it looked to be working just fine. :: knocks on wood:: It's obvious I need to spend a little time familiarizing myself with the options again.

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?

O the world will sing of an English king A thousand years from now And not because he passed some laws Or had that lofty brow While Bonnie good King Richard Leads the great Crusade he's on We'll all have to slave away For that good-for-nothin' John Incredible as he is inept Whenever the history books are kept They'll call him the phony King of England A pox on the phony King of England!

Q: How is it even possible to burn toast that badly?! A: Well, I agree with the first three words, anyway.

Sounds like a hypothesis worth investigating.

Q - What? I'm just talking to the audience! A - It's not the fourth wall I'm worried about. It's the other three.

Celebrate Dinah Shore's birthday. Saltlick Township, Pennsylvania

Where did that come from?

Have you checked the Jokes thread?

Q: Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

You know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells, don't you?

Q: How do you keep a goofball in suspense?

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one you thought you'd see there And I saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes As I took his glass of champagne I toasted you Said, "Honey, we may be through But you'll never hear me complain!"

The Abomination of Desolation, also known as New Jersey.

Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Hotel California, 2112, Boston, and Leftoverture

You're so hot Teasing me Saw your clue But I can't take a chance On a chick like you That's something I couldn't do Now you're so cute I like your style And I know what you mean When you give me a flash of that smile But girl, you're only a child

Soak it in cold water and hope the damage hasn't already been done.

Do we really think he'd answer?

"Between Love and Hate", also by Mystery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOIgZ2opTpg

"Kameleon Man" by Québécois prog band Mystery

Always sharply dressed, like an emperor out of his time He knows every corner of the pathways crossing your mind He can make you believe there's a way to your dreams For only he holds the key He's got that thing that makes you believe the answer's on his side Watch out, the man's wearing shades in the night The Kameleon Man No one really knows what the Hell is going on in his mind He will firmly support your belief, then tomorrow deny He's everyone's friend, and he makes sure all enemies die Ask him what he thinks about this and he'll certainly lie Look out, he aims at your dreams with a gun The Kamelon Man The way he talks to you is with dollar signs in place of his eyes He could sell you his mother for a penny if the profit is high Watch out, he's like the man in the moon He's watching your every move Look out, his anger is cruel He'll capture you very soon The Kameleon Man Always sharply dressed, like a penguin--same walk, I find He knows every corner of the pathways crossing your mind Watch out, he's like the man in the moon He's watching your every move Look out, his anger is cruel He'll capture you very soon The Kameleon Man The Kameleon Man Watch out if you can For the Kameleon Man

Now that's a boat, folks!

To Infinity (Wars) and Beyond!