Nothere

Powerful sea legs
 
3 Clinging (10) only to stay steady on a listing ship -2

Okey dokey
 
Attention all board members the moderators of this board do hereby declare that any criticism of the film Black Panther is racist and anyone suggesting a lack that complete and total love for the movie will be forever banned. Nothere will be given one final chance to praise it or be banned from the board forever.
 
Nothere "Never having seen the movie I think Black Panther is the greatest movie ever made in the history of movies. This movie is so great Hollywood can close now because they can never make a movie close to this one. You should burn all movies and T.v. shows you have at home for being an insult to the unquestionable greatness that is Black Panther. All cable channels should only show this movie 24 hours a day."
 
All members of this board who have not praised Black Panther have exactly 72 hours to come to this thread and declare it's greatness or this board will call you a racist. 72 hours after that if you have not praised Black Panther you will be banned.

Okey dokey
 
Attention all board members the moderators of this board do hereby declare that any criticism of the film Black Panther is racist and anyone suggesting a lack that complete and total love for the movie will be forever banned. Nothere will be given one final chance to praise it or be banned from the board forever.
 
Nothere "Never having seen the movie I think Black Panther is the greatest movie ever made in the history of movies. This movie is so great Hollywood can close now because they can never make a movie close to this one. You should burn all movies and T.v. shows you have at home for being an insult to the unquestionable greatness that is Black Panther. All cable channels should only show this movie 24 hours a day."
 
All members of this board who have not praised Black Panther have exactly 72 hours to come to this thread and declare it's greatness or this board will call you a racist. 72 hours after that if you have not praised Black Panther you will be banned.

Okey dokey
 
Attention all board members the moderators of this board do hereby declare that any criticism of the film Black Panther is racist and anyone suggesting a lack that complete and total love for the movie will be forever banned. Nothere will be given one final chance to praise it or be banned from the board forever.
 
Nothere "Never having seen the movie I think Black Panther is the greatest movie ever made in the history of movies. This movie is so great Hollywood can close now because they can never make a movie close to this one. You should burn all movies and T.v. shows you have at home for being an insult to the unquestionable greatness that is Black Panther. All cable channels should only show this movie 24 hours a day."
 
All members of this board who have not praised Black Panther have exactly 72 hours to come to this thread and declare it's greatness or this board will call you a racist. 72 hours after that if you have not praised Black Panther you will be banned.

O.k. I haven't seen it yet, but I'd like to say one thing. The Black Panther was complete and total crap. The cinemtograpghy was done by a blind man, and the acting made porn films look like Oscar winners. Now your probably wondering if I haven't seen it, how I can say that? Because you can say that and not be racist. As for when I actually see the movie. I'm thinking it'll probably be pretty good. Marvel hasn't really made any missteps. But I'm gonna hold off. I thought people waiting in line for weeks for Star Wars was nuts. The people in line for this the first week, well people on this board have seen it and liked it. Maybe I'm worrying needlessly.

Okey dokey
 
Attention all board members the moderators of this board do hereby declare that any criticism of the film Black Panther is racist and anyone suggesting a lack that complete and total love for the movie will be forever banned. Nothere will be given one final chance to praise it or be banned from the board forever.
 
Nothere "Never having seen the movie I think Black Panther is the greatest movie ever made in the history of movies. This movie is so great Hollywood can close now because they can never make a movie close to this one. You should burn all movies and T.v. shows you have at home for being an insult to the unquestionable greatness that is Black Panther. All cable channels should only show this movie 24 hours a day."
 
All members of this board who have not praised Black Panther have exactly 72 hours to come to this thread and declare it's greatness or this board will call you a racist. 72 hours after that if you have not praised Black Panther you will be banned.

Okey dokey
 
Attention all board members the moderators of this board do hereby declare that any criticism of the film Black Panther is racist and anyone suggesting a lack that complete and total love for the movie will be forever banned. Nothere will be given one final chance to praise it or be banned from the board forever.
 
Nothere "Never having seen the movie I think Black Panther is the greatest movie ever made in the history of movies. This movie is so great Hollywood can close now because they can never make a movie close to this one. You should burn all movies and T.v. shows you have at home for being an insult to the unquestionable greatness that is Black Panther. All cable channels should only show this movie 24 hours a day."
 
All members of this board who have not praised Black Panther have exactly 72 hours to come to this thread and declare it's greatness or this board will call you a racist. 72 hours after that if you have not praised Black Panther you will be banned.

Okey dokey
 
Attention all board members the moderators of this board do hereby declare that any criticism of the film Black Panther is racist and anyone suggesting a lack that complete and total love for the movie will be forever banned. Nothere will be given one final chance to praise it or be banned from the board forever.
 
Nothere "Never having seen the movie I think Black Panther is the greatest movie ever made in the history of movies. This movie is so great Hollywood can close now because they can never make a movie close to this one. You should burn all movies and T.v. shows you have at home for being an insult to the unquestionable greatness that is Black Panther. All cable channels should only show this movie 24 hours a day."
 
All members of this board who have not praised Black Panther have exactly 72 hours to come to this thread and declare it's greatness or this board will call you a racist. 72 hours after that if you have not praised Black Panther you will be banned.

O.k. I haven't seen it yet, but I'd like to say one thing. The Black Panther was complete and total crap. The cinemtograpghy was done by a blind man, and the acting made porn films look like Oscar winners. Now your probably wondering if I haven't seen it, how I can say that? Because you can say that and not be racist. As for when I actually see the movie. I'm thinking it'll probably be pretty good. Marvel hasn't really made any missteps. But I'm gonna hold off. I thought people waiting in line for weeks for Star Wars was nuts. The people in line for this the first week, well people on this board have seen it and liked it. Maybe I'm worrying needlessly.

I'm sorry but I had to......
 
Clad in a tartan suit including a tartan fedora and carrying a tartan Thompson sub-machine gun comes The Loch Ness Mobster. Originally from Inverness Antonio McDonald is Scots-Italian. He serves as Angus's muscle and gunman and is perhaps the most'normal' member of the group. He has a deep love for gangster film noir but try imagining saying the tough phrases in a broad Scots accent. 

Congrats a well deserved win.

"Who was that masked monster?"
 
"Heh Haven't you guessed yet? That was the Lone Werewolf."

The Shadow over Lolitasmouth

Well if we're switching to T.V. Hello Tales of the Gold Monkey and  Bring em back alive. I'm a bit questionable if they count as pulp but the Flash Gordon, Buck Rodgers, and Fu Manchu tv series were based on legends from the pulp era.

With a hiss the chamber opened. A male figure rose from the released gasses, and promptly fell on his face.
 
"Oh great. Where am I now?"
 
The man looked around, but not at anything in the vault.
 
"Well now that's interesting. Earth's been invaded. Whole cities are devastated. And I'm officially annoyed."
 
He looked over at the Mind.
 
"If this was your doing, you realize I'm going to kill you. Otherwise I'm gonna kill them."
 
The Mind grinned a cold smile and remembered his first meeting with the man he called the Unstoppable. He fell out of a clear blue sky and said the exact same words he said when he got out of the chamber. The man proved inhumanly strong, able to shrug off most damage, and knew things he couldn't possibly know. Even the Mind only proved able to temporaily hold him. His only weakness seemed to be when enough damage was done, he was sucked into a pocket dimension. After being gone for a bit he would be randomly spat out  into this dimension. The man's real name was Derek Sarlin, and he had only one moral compass. Don't get in his way and life. Annoy him and die.
 
"By the way we have company." The Unstoppable pointed at a chamber. Moments later it activated to release...

SEE! The age of comics glory spring to life before your eyes!
THRILL! To adventure in an age of wonders!
TREMBLE! As diabolical madmen unleash fiendish schemes against an unsuspecting society!
STAND IN AWE! At the appearance of 65 of the most exiciting charecters ever to appear!
 
Coming soon to a website near you. When Darrin finishes it.
All for the amazing low price of a dollar! 
Well o.k. maybe not that last part, but it's still worth every penny.

From the makers of the tv show my mother the car
 
 
My Mother the Star Destroyer

From the makers of the tv show my mother the car
 
 
My Mother the Star Destroyer

Crime was soon to run rampant on the streets of New Osaka. The police were fighting a losing battle between the supervillians and  Crime League. Then she appeared. Fast as a wink, agile as a cat, and with a whip that could bring down the most armored of villain. New Osaka has a fighting chance and that chance is Catlash Lass

You didn't answer about if spiritual powers are o.k. So most of these will be. But a reminder if you go with she can make potions unless shes making abu rabu simbu tu all potions must use tanna leaves:)
 
"There was enough poision on that dart to kill an elephant, how are you alive?"
 
"Assuming I was alive as you understand it was your final mistake."
 
Undead body various immunities to go with the damage reduction.
 
 
 
"As Isis restored Osiris, so do I now restore you."
 
Healing depending on how she was resurrected Amulet of Isis with a dependence takes 1 d 6 of damage when separated.
 
"Whats with the strange dogs?"
 
"They aren't dogs. They are jackals. What can I say? Anubis likes me."
 
Summon./ control jackals.

Balacarkintas or as it's translated into human Bliss is from the planet Basilataras Though his parents named him Bliss he didn't have a blissful life. Growing up in a rough part of the planet he quickly learned how to be hard and to fight. So it was no surprise he became a space mercenary. But when he found out the ships captain was transporting slave cargo  he mutinied. The ship landed on Earth and Bliss took a few months to fix the ship, but found he liked Earth and as long as there is beer and cigars he's in no hurry to leave. So if you need something hard, violent, and dirty done theres a man down at the bar you want to talk to. But nothing evil. The man's name is Bliss after all.

Balacarkintas or as it's translated into human Bliss is from the planet Basilataras Though his parents named him Bliss he didn't have a blissful life. Growing up in a rough part of the planet he quickly learned how to be hard and to fight. So it was no surprise he became a space mercenary. But when he found out the ships captain was transporting slave cargo  he mutinied. The ship landed on Earth and Bliss took a few months to fix the ship, but found he liked Earth and as long as there is beer and cigars he's in no hurry to leave. So if you need something hard, violent, and dirty done theres a man down at the bar you want to talk to. But nothing evil. The man's name is Bliss after all.

The Shadow over Lolitasmouth

You didn't answer about if spiritual powers are o.k. So most of these will be. But a reminder if you go with she can make potions unless shes making abu rabu simbu tu all potions must use tanna leaves:)
 
"There was enough poision on that dart to kill an elephant, how are you alive?"
 
"Assuming I was alive as you understand it was your final mistake."
 
Undead body various immunities to go with the damage reduction.
 
 
 
"As Isis restored Osiris, so do I now restore you."
 
Healing depending on how she was resurrected Amulet of Isis with a dependence takes 1 d 6 of damage when separated.
 
"Whats with the strange dogs?"
 
"They aren't dogs. They are jackals. What can I say? Anubis likes me."
 
Summon./ control jackals.

Jack Lagin is a technical genius. So he made a robot to take care of tasks around the house. He built it in the form of an attractive young woman, It worked so well he programed it with tech skills. As a hockey fan he programed it to help him hone his skills. Finally he used it to work on A.I. Then one day he was scanning the newsfeeds, and saw something shocking. His robot was in the streets repairing damage caused by it stopping a bank robber. When it returned home he learned it had decided it wanted to go out into the world to help people and watch hockey games up close. She had built an electrostick and had extendable hockey skates on her boots. She kept it quiet in fear he would dismantle her. Instead he has given Hockeybot his full support