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It has teleportation

 

NT: Rings, crowns and sceptares are all old hat. What is the new thing to rule the world/universe/whatever ?

 

Dr. Doom: Ha! You are too late! The entire universe is powerless before the mystic might of my Pink Ballet Tutu of Aggamoto! *begins to pirouette menacingly*

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

It has teleportation

 

NT: Rings, crowns and sceptares are all old hat. What is the new thing to rule the world/universe/whatever ?

 

"Behold, a relic of ancient days. One that was too casually disregarded, but -I- knew the truth, that if you hit just the right keys, you could access the reality control menu and claim THE WORLD! Now witness the TRUE power of the Commodore 64! BWHAHAHAHA!"

 

 

NT: Steve Long decides to write "The Ultimate Chuck Norris" and...

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NT: Steve Long decides to write "The Ultimate Chuck Norris" and...

 

And he realizes it would be a waste, as you can't sell a supplement that has only two words--"You die."

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NT: Things that Bazza can do to placate the Tribble after mocking him.(please see above)

 

Nothing. The vengeance of the Tribble cannot be stopped.

 

NT: Particularly cute and fuzzy ways the Tribble gets his vengeance.

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Nothing. The vengeance of the Tribble cannot be stopped.

 

NT: Particularly cute and fuzzy ways the Tribble gets his vengeance.

 

He sends you a teddy bear that you just -have- to hug...

then it bursts open and hundreds of venomous spiders swarm over your body, seeking out your nostrils open mouth or any other orifice they can enter. As the poison from a thousand tiny bites blackens your blood, the spiders then gather in a circle and sing 'Imagine'.

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*puts down teddy bear and backs away slowly*

 

NT: Particularly cute and fuzzy ways the Tribble gets his vengeance.

 

Purrs contentedly until you pick him up...

 

...AND THEN BURSTS INTO WHITE HOT FLAMES, INCINERATING YOU INSTANTLY!!! OH, IT BURNS! IT BURNS! LISTEN TO IT SCREAM, MY PRECIOUS!!! WATCH IT WRITHE IN AGONY! BWA-HA-HAAAAAAA!!!!

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NT: Particularly cute and fuzzy ways the Tribble gets his vengeance.

 

He and all his Tribble buddies show up and eat you out of house and home.

 

New Topic: Unusual perks enjoyed by RebeccaRed50, this year's NGD President.

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Having to deal with scandals of an NGD Congressman who simply got arrested for the nervous reflex of tapping his foot, not knowing that it was supposedly some obscure invitation to restroom-stall sex.

 

(Seriously, who the heck makes up this stuff about inviting folks for that?!)

 

NT: Wierd scandals on the Hero Games forums. (Please present as a headline.)

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He and all his Tribble buddies show up and eat you out of house and home.

 

New Topic: Unusual perks enjoyed by RebeccaRed50, this year's NGD President.

 

For the duration of her term in office, the knock-jingle is officially "Shave and a Shimmy, Two Bits".

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New Topic: Unusual perks enjoyed by RebeccaRed50' date=' this year's NGD President.[/quote']

 

The heads of former NGD presidents, on a spike. Plus a box of Thin Mints.

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NT: Wierd scandals on the Hero Games forums. (Please present as a headline.)

 

AMUSED PLANS COUP D'ETAT AGAINST REBECCARED50

 

New Topic: Who RebeccaRed50 is going to appoint to her Cabinet (and to which office)

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