Enforcer84 Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Super Gun-Wielding Death Maker Explosive Mutant Kill-Master Happy Pouch Man. And his partner: Super Gun-Wielding Death Maker Explosive Mutant Kill-Master Happy Pouch Hinged Back Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And his partner: Super Gun-Wielding Death Maker Explosive Mutant Kill-Master Happy Pouch Hinged Back Woman. psst, new topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did that get there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well the underwear Gnomes slipped it inside your house while you were doing your laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did that get there? It's always been there. It's just been hiding under the furniture with the dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It has teleportation NT: Rings, crowns and sceptares are all old hat. What is the new thing to rule the world/universe/whatever ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat a death tribble. be careful some think it is alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It has teleportation NT: Rings, crowns and sceptares are all old hat. What is the new thing to rule the world/universe/whatever ? Dr. Doom: Ha! You are too late! The entire universe is powerless before the mystic might of my Pink Ballet Tutu of Aggamoto! *begins to pirouette menacingly* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It has teleportation NT: Rings, crowns and sceptares are all old hat. What is the new thing to rule the world/universe/whatever ? "Behold, a relic of ancient days. One that was too casually disregarded, but -I- knew the truth, that if you hit just the right keys, you could access the reality control menu and claim THE WORLD! Now witness the TRUE power of the Commodore 64! BWHAHAHAHA!" NT: Steve Long decides to write "The Ultimate Chuck Norris" and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Steve Long decides to write "The Ultimate Chuck Norris" and... And he realizes it would be a waste, as you can't sell a supplement that has only two words--"You die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Steve Long decides to write "The Ultimate Chuck Norris" and... ... is roundhouse kicked by his own manuscript. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...gives up after Bruce Lee's ghost points out all the martial arts errors NT: Things that Bazza can do to placate the Tribble after mocking him.(please see above) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that Bazza can do to placate the Tribble after mocking him. (please see above) Dress up in the Gillian Anderson costume and sing "I'm So Pretty". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Feed the Tribble so he can have friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that Bazza can do to placate the Tribble after mocking him.(please see above) Nothing. The vengeance of the Tribble cannot be stopped. NT: Particularly cute and fuzzy ways the Tribble gets his vengeance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nothing. The vengeance of the Tribble cannot be stopped. NT: Particularly cute and fuzzy ways the Tribble gets his vengeance. He sends you a teddy bear that you just -have- to hug... then it bursts open and hundreds of venomous spiders swarm over your body, seeking out your nostrils open mouth or any other orifice they can enter. As the poison from a thousand tiny bites blackens your blood, the spiders then gather in a circle and sing 'Imagine'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *puts down teddy bear and backs away slowly* NT: Particularly cute and fuzzy ways the Tribble gets his vengeance. Purrs contentedly until you pick him up... ...AND THEN BURSTS INTO WHITE HOT FLAMES, INCINERATING YOU INSTANTLY!!! OH, IT BURNS! IT BURNS! LISTEN TO IT SCREAM, MY PRECIOUS!!! WATCH IT WRITHE IN AGONY! BWA-HA-HAAAAAAA!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly cute and fuzzy ways the Tribble gets his vengeance. He and all his Tribble buddies show up and eat you out of house and home. New Topic: Unusual perks enjoyed by RebeccaRed50, this year's NGD President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Having to deal with scandals of an NGD Congressman who simply got arrested for the nervous reflex of tapping his foot, not knowing that it was supposedly some obscure invitation to restroom-stall sex. (Seriously, who the heck makes up this stuff about inviting folks for that?!) NT: Wierd scandals on the Hero Games forums. (Please present as a headline.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He and all his Tribble buddies show up and eat you out of house and home. New Topic: Unusual perks enjoyed by RebeccaRed50, this year's NGD President. For the duration of her term in office, the knock-jingle is officially "Shave and a Shimmy, Two Bits". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual perks enjoyed by RebeccaRed50' date=' this year's NGD President.[/quote'] The heads of former NGD presidents, on a spike. Plus a box of Thin Mints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He and all his Tribble buddies show up and eat you out of house and home. New Topic: Unusual perks enjoyed by RebeccaRed50, this year's NGD President. Access to the Mightybec repellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wierd scandals on the Hero Games forums. (Please present as a headline.) HERMIT GETS OFF FENCE, TELLS TEH_BUNNEH TO STOP LOBBING HEADS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat RebeccaRed50 suspected of stuffing the ballot box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wierd scandals on the Hero Games forums. (Please present as a headline.) AMUSED PLANS COUP D'ETAT AGAINST REBECCARED50 New Topic: Who RebeccaRed50 is going to appoint to her Cabinet (and to which office) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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