Enforcer84 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Drawn by lottery among everyone who's drawn unemployment in the last 18 months. Woot! I could be President! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things on the cook's-native-language version of the menu at your favorite ethnic restaurant you would have preferred not to know about. Okay, who in their right mind would name a food "spotted dick"?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things on the cook's-native-language version of the menu at your favorite ethnic restaurant you would have preferred not to know about. What the restaurant means by the poo-poo platter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things on the cook's-native-language version of the menu at your favorite ethnic restaurant you would have preferred not to know about. "Well, I finally learned enough Korean to be able to read the menu myself! Let's see . . . wait, does that say 'schnauzer'?" NT: Ways to get rid of the obnoxiously yippy dog in the neighbor's yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to get rid of the obnoxiously yippy dog in the neighbor's yard. Vivisection. With a chainsaw. That's out of gas. Yes, there's a history there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to get rid of the obnoxiously yippy dog in the neighbor's yard. Foghorn Leghorn: Mercenary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to get rid of the obnoxiously yippy dog in the neighbor's yard. two words: riding lawnmower NT: Classic TV shows with characters replaced by Muppets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat two words: riding lawnmower NT: Classic TV shows with characters replaced by Muppets "Noobody escapen froom Stalag Thorteen, gefurdy hurdy bork bork bork." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Classic TV shows with characters replaced by Muppets "To the Moon, Piggy! To the Moon!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Classic TV shows with characters replaced by Muppets Here's the story of a little Piggy, Who was bringing up three very lovely piglets. All of them had pinkish skin Like their mother, And all their tails did curl. And here's the story of a frog named Kermit Who was busy with tadpoles of his own. They were amphibians Living all together, Yet they were all alone. Till the one day when this piggy met this froggie And they knew that it was much more than a hunch That this group must somehow form a family. That's the way they all became the Muppet Bunch." NT: Classic TV shows with lead characters replaced by Loonie Tunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Classic TV shows with lead characters replaced by Loonie Tunes. "Oh no! That wascally wabbit has pwaced a nucwear device somewhere in Wos Angewes! And we only have 24 hours to find it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Classic TV shows with lead characters replaced by Loonie Tunes. "Dana Scully, this is your new partner... Marvin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Classic TV shows with lead characters replaced by Loonie Tunes. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot move into the Swamp, while Dr. Scratchansniff takes command of M*A*S*H 4077. You can count on hearing the words "Hello, Nurse!" at least once every episode. New Topic: If celebrities actually had to work for a living.... Difficulty: Nothing involving PopTarts and/or prostitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If celebrities actually had to work for a living.... Difficulty: Nothing involving PopTarts and/or prostitution. "Hee Hee... Hooo (spins, grabs crotch) Would you like fries with that? Hee Hee" Difficulty: Nothing involving PopTarts and/or prostitution. Boy, the mind rages on the possibilities for these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If celebrities actually had to work for a living.... Difficulty: Nothing involving PopTarts and/or prostitution. "Hi, I'm Mel Gibson, and . . . what do you mean I can't get paid to drunkenly insult Jewish people? I'll do what I want, you stupid @#$!!! piece of @#$!! sucking @#$!!! Where's my vodka?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If celebrities actually had to work for a living.... Difficulty: Nothing involving PopTarts and/or prostitution. "Hi, I'm Paris Hilton. I'll shut up and go away if you pay me $50." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst celebrity stalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst celebrity stalker. Kevin Federline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Amanda Tapping and Teryl Rothery. Come on, we all know they've always had a 'thing' for Michael Shanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What do you mean Jim Morrison's dead? That just makes him easier to find!" NT: Subtle signs that you are being stalked by a complete lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you are being stalked by a complete lunatic. Right feet keep washing up on the shore of your beachhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you are being stalked by a complete lunatic. He keeps sending you celery. Get it? Celery stalks! Okay, I'm sorry, I'll crawl back into my hole... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you are being stalked by a complete lunatic. There's a man taking pictures of my house while wearing a "Hi, I'm a complete lunatic" T-shirt. NT: Reasons why the idiot in the IT department didn't include a power cord when he sent me a new laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why the idiot in the IT department didn't include a power cord when he sent me a new laptop.He must have been trained here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why the idiot in the IT department didn't include a power cord when he sent me a new laptop. Nowhere in your request form do you mention that you needed one! Those things cost money, you know! What's sad is that I'd lay even money that's the reason they'd give, if only as a CYA response after their obvious F-cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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