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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

New Topic: Strange things that show up at the NGD 4th of July BBQ.

 

Links to YouTube videos of a full symphony's worth of wind-up monkey musicians playing away with Stars and Stripes Forever dubbed into the audio.

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Planning to replace the Statue of Liberty's head and torch hand with a replica of his own head and an arm holding a ping pong ball gun.

 

You mean like this?

 

New Topic: Strange things that show up at the NGD 4th of July BBQ.

 

Mightybec. 'Nuff said.

 

Edit: Oops, sorry, missed a page.

 

NT: If you had posthumous mind control. Who would you have sing your praises at your funeral?

 

The Pope.

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NT: Original classic book titles that didn't make the cut.

 

"Pride, Prejudice, Some Dancing, Lots of Witty Conversation, People Riding in Carriages, Two People Who Hate Each Other But You Know They'll Fall in Love Eventually, and a Wedding, Because it's an English Novel and That's Just How They End"

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NT: Original classic book titles that didn't make the cut.

 

"Hero System Fifth Edition: The Only Role-Playing Gaming Book You're Ever Going To Need Ever Again For The Rest Of Your Natural Life"

 

New Topic: Unexpected celebrity endorsements for Hero System Sixth Edition

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NT: A rabbi' date=' a priest, and the reanimated corpse of Gary Gygax walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says:[/quote']

 

"Looks like you got the 'Turn Undead' part of Cleric wrong, Gary."

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NT: Places gamers should never be allowed.

 

The White House.

 

("Okay, how many points is it for Detect Osama Bin Laden with Analyze, Discriminatory, Range and Megascale? And how many to have a 5d6 AP Penetrating RKA Linked to it?")

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