greenbriar Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wall Street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Green Giant Sweet Corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No blueberry pancakes? HULK SMASH! NT: Subtle signs that the Election Night TV commentator is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat With 1 o/o of the votes in. We declare Ralph Nader the winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the Election Night TV commentator is out of his mind. "Tonight's in-depth speculative package: the three-way between Obama, Palin, and Hillary: clips from the seedy motel video, after these messages...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I, I can't stand it any longer ! I am going to nail Sarah Palin if that is the last thing I do ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the Election Night TV commentator is out of his mind. "And the latest results show a landslide victory in tonight's election for Vladimir Putin! I, for one, welcome our new ex-Soviet overlords." New Topic: If ESPN showed people playing board games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat new topic: if espn showed people playing board games. Top Fuel Parcheesi Tuesdays at 2 AM ... Wake your neighbors for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If ESPN showed people playing board games. "Live from New York, it's Dipcon! We're at the top table at the World Diplomacy Championships, so let's listen in...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well major controversy at the Monopoly championships here today as the bankers have all filed for bankruptcy. NT: What if Howard Stern got elected ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What if Howard Stern got elected ? Minnesotans suddenly wouldn't feel so bad about Jesse Ventura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What if Howard Stern got elected ? "No, I'm serious, Mom! There are four guys riding horses down the freeway! One is on a pale horse...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well major controversy at the Monopoly championships here today as the bankers have all filed for bankruptcy. NT: What if Howard Stern got elected ? "What's Former President Clinton doing?" "Taking notes." NT: Bad things to hear your surgeon say right before the anaesthesia knocks you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Don't any of you call me Dr Death when his bereaved family turn up' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to hear your surgeon say right before the anaesthesia knocks you out. "So, the castration will be no extra charge, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to hear your surgeon say right before the anaesthesia knocks you out. "Boy, I picked the wrong week to try to stop using heroin. Can you hand me the scalpel? I'm too jittery to get it myself." NT: Bad things to hear your surgeon say right after you wake up from surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to hear your surgeon say right after you wake up from surgery. "Well, Miss Hopcroft, everything went well, didn't it?" "But I'm a guy!" "Here, let me get a mirror...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: Bad things to hear your surgeon say right after you wake up from surgery. "I hope I got the correct kidney" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to hear your surgeon say right after you wake up from surgery. "He's waking up...oh thank god!" NT: Bad things to hear from your lawyer after your trial starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "He's waking up...oh thank god!" NT: Bad things to hear from your lawyer after your trial starts. "Hi, I'm Walt Walters, your defense attorney, and over there is Will Williams, attorney for the persecution." "You mean prosecution." "No, no I don't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to hear from your lawyer after your trial starts. "Don't worry, I'm pretty sure we can bargain down from the death penalty to life in prison." "But it was only a jaywalking ticket!" "I know. I'm good, aren't I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Now, about your execution-- will after lunch suit you? Can you wait until then?" NT: Signs that you've accumulated too much bad karma in the last hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you've accumulated too much bad karma in the last hour. Spent time griping about anything at rpg.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat W offers to help you get a job promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you've accumulated too much bad karma in the last hour. You bump into a Buddhist monk and, rather than blessing you, he kicks you in the shin. NT: Fun punishments for sin Catholics should come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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