CrosshairCollie Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You bump into a Buddhist monk and, rather than blessing you, he kicks you in the shin. NT: Fun punishments for sin Catholics should come up with. "Say ten Hail Maries and the Gilligan's Island theme." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Been playing Doctor have we ? well then Nurse will just have to spank you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun punishments for sin Catholics should come up with. "Been speaking heresies against the Church, have you? For that, you'll have to spend twelve hours at an Evangelical revival tent meeting. The kind with snake handlers." New Topic: Monday morning with Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Monday morning with Foxbat. "Higgins, how's this week's Rule the World plot going? Schwartz, I need the report on the new gumball cannon from R&D now. Lee, are my popularity ratings till higher than W's? How about Dr. Destroyer's? Poof, those amateurs. Kolchak, how's the mind-control breakfast cereal going? Brown, are the Atomic Wedgie of Doom toilet seats shipped yet? Only some of them? ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well good morning Judge, yes I'm back again Police caught me and I'm back to the Pen Saw a car but I couldn't pay Fell in love and drove it away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here. Drink this Intelligence-Enhancing coffee I invented." 'BLEAH! This is turpentine!" "See? It's working already!" NT: Subtle signs that your favorite team's superstar player is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your favorite team's superstar player is out of his mind. You are releasing a a rap album with a song cowritten by Tyra Banks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here. Drink this Intelligence-Enhancing coffee I invented." 'BLEAH! This is turpentine!" "See? It's working already!" NT: Subtle signs that your favorite team's superstar player is out of his mind. "Maybe I'll retire. No, I won't. Yes, I will. Won'twill. Willwon't." "SHUT UP, BRETT." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Oh look ! Water ! Race you to the other side !' 'Michael ! No ! That's the Pacific Ocean !' 'I know ! I love a challenge !' NT: The hideous fate in store for Derek Heimforth and Milkman Dan after Death Tribble's complaints about their mocking of his Gillianist feelings causes Lolth to do something drastic to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The hideous fate in store for Derek Heimforth and Milkman Dan after Death Tribble's complaints about their mocking of his Gillianist feelings causes Lolth to do something drastic to them They are forced to watch the new X-Files movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The hideous fate in store for Derek Heimforth and Milkman Dan after Death Tribble's complaints about their mocking of his Gillianist feelings causes Lolth to do something drastic to them "No more HERO. Ever. You have to play D20 for the rest of your lives." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The hideous fate in store for Derek Heimforth and Milkman Dan after Death Tribble's complaints about their mocking of his Gillianist feelings causes Lolth to do something drastic to them Make them move to Antarctica NT: Surprises found in the upcoming book by Joe the Plumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises found in the upcoming book by Joe the Plumber It is written entirely in Czech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises found in the upcoming book by Joe the Plumber It contains a Check. Mind you, it's for $0.01, drawn on the First Bank of the Altiplano, which has only one branch, located in Andamarca, Bolivia, which can only be reached by llama pack-train, so your check will take 3 weeks to clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises found in the upcoming book by Joe the Plumber He snorts Drano. NT: Really, REALLY bad uses of other common household liquids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really' date=' REALLY bad uses of other common household liquids.[/quote'] Clorox martini. Stirred, not shaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really' date=' REALLY bad uses of other common household liquids.[/quote'] Gargling bleach for whiter teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really' date=' REALLY bad uses of other common household liquids.[/quote'] Two words: ammonia enema. NT: other two-word phrases that make you wince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words: ammonia enema. NT: other two-word phrases that make you wince. President McCain. (SOMEONE had to say it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words: ammonia enema. NT: other two-word phrases that make you wince. President Obama (okay wincing is a mild reaction) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tax return NT: What is well worth fighting for ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is well worth fighting for ? cash and women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tax return NT: What is well worth fighting for ? Freedom, justice, truth, and the right to own antimatter weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is well worth fighting for ? Gillian Anderson. NT: I live 1100 miles away from my coworkers, but am extremely annoyed with them and want to ruin their days in a thoroughly non-traceable way. What should I do to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I live 1100 miles away from my coworkers' date=' but am extremely annoyed with them and want to ruin their days in a thoroughly non-traceable way. What should I do to them?[/quote'] Send their names and email addresses to West African scamspammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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