MilkmanDan Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The first lines from McCain's victory speech' date=' had he won.[/quote'] "Hail Satan, my lord and master. Come get the soul now, I no longer need it." NT: What Sarah Palin will do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hail Satan, my lord and master. Come get the soul now, I no longer need it." NT: What Sarah Palin will do now. The glamorous world of Saturday Night Live beckons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Sarah Palin will do now. "Rockettes, here I come!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hail Satan, my lord and master. Come get the soul now, I no longer need it." NT: What Sarah Palin will do now. Get ready to run for President in 2012, you betcha! *wink* (Hillary vs Sarah, 2012 ... proof that the Mayans were right.) NT: Unexpected lines to find in the final Harry Potter book.* *I know it's already been out for months, but they did this one on Mock The Week and I wanted to steal it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected lines to find in the final Harry Potter book. Hermione: "I'm cold, I'm wet, we're on the run and living in a tent, and now Ron's left. I'm so depressed." Harry: "Well, we could shag if it'd make you feel better. Hermione: "I thought you'd never ask!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected lines to find in the final Harry Potter book.* *I know it's already been out for months, but they did this one on Mock The Week and I wanted to steal it. "Call Me Ishmael" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected lines to find in the final Harry Potter book.* "And then the author went to sleep on a giant pile of money. Screw any of you who wanted a real ending!" NT: Porn-title spoofs of a Harry Potter book. Clearly needs to be NGD-friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Porn-title spoofs of a Harry Potter book. Clearly needs to be NGD-friendly. Harry Potter and the Jailbait Nympho Babysitters of Azkaban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Porn-title spoofs of a Harry Potter book. Clearly needs to be NGD-friendly. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Pleasures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Porn-title spoofs of a Harry Potter book. Clearly needs to be NGD-friendly. Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Bone NT:Mad Scientist inventions unlikely to take over the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Mad Scientist inventions unlikely to take over the world "Tremble, you fools, under the threat of my Positronic Wedgie Inducer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Mad Scientist inventions unlikely to take over the world Anything from Doofenschmirtz, Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat High Fructose Corn Syrup. oh, wait...... NT: What is the most important thing to pack for Hero Con this weekend ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the most important thing to pack for Hero Con this weekend ? Deodorant. it's the most important thing to pack for ANY Con. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dice, six=sided. Lots and lots of six-sided dice. (Wishing I could be there....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the most important thing to pack for Hero Con this weekend ? Condoms? NT: Better things than a puppy to have for a First Pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Better things than a puppy to have for a First Pet. A cat. It's time that we break the cycle of pro-dog discrimination and get a real pet in the White House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Better things than a puppy to have for a First Pet. A happy, alive Moose flown in from Alaska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Better things than a puppy to have for a First Pet. An ocelot. No reason, I just really wanted to type 'ocelot'. NT: Things you don't want to hear the captain say over the loudspeaker during your flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want to hear the captain say over the loudspeaker during your flight. "Oops!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want to hear the captain say over the loudspeaker during your flight. "This is the captain speaking. As you may know, Southwest Airlines has a clear policy against any member of the flight crew imbibing alcoholic beverages within two hours of takeoff. We value your safety, and want you to know that we thoroughly support this policy and have chosen to entirely refrain from drinking the day of a flight. The policy says nothing about hallucinogenic mushrooms, though. That being said, hold on tight, I'm pretty sure I can do a loop-the-loop around the giant purple flying squirrel before he can hit us with the lasers he shoots from his eyes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat An ocelot. No reason, I just really wanted to type 'ocelot'. NT: Things you don't want to hear the captain say over the loudspeaker during your flight. "Oh man, this #$#$'s the bomb... The sky and ground are like, changing colors and dancing, man, dancing!" (oops, didn't realize MMD had posted) NT: Things certain Star Trek characters would NEVER say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things certain Star Trek characters would NEVER say Spock: "So, Uhura, fancy a shag down behind the Jeffries tube again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat McCoy: "So, Spock, fancy a shag down behind the Jeffries tube again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kirk: Sorry Yeoman Rand, I'm saving myself for marriage. NT: New taxes for the Democrats to pass to raise more money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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