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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"Hail Satan, my lord and master. Come get the soul now, I no longer need it."

 

NT: What Sarah Palin will do now.

 

Get ready to run for President in 2012, you betcha! *wink*

 

(Hillary vs Sarah, 2012 ... proof that the Mayans were right.)

 

NT: Unexpected lines to find in the final Harry Potter book.*

 

 

 

*I know it's already been out for months, but they did this one on Mock The Week and I wanted to steal it. :)

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NT: Unexpected lines to find in the final Harry Potter book.

 

Hermione: "I'm cold, I'm wet, we're on the run and living in a tent, and now Ron's left. I'm so depressed."

 

Harry: "Well, we could shag if it'd make you feel better.

 

Hermione: "I thought you'd never ask!"

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NT: Things you don't want to hear the captain say over the loudspeaker during your flight.

 

"This is the captain speaking. As you may know, Southwest Airlines has a clear policy against any member of the flight crew imbibing alcoholic beverages within two hours of takeoff. We value your safety, and want you to know that we thoroughly support this policy and have chosen to entirely refrain from drinking the day of a flight. The policy says nothing about hallucinogenic mushrooms, though. That being said, hold on tight, I'm pretty sure I can do a loop-the-loop around the giant purple flying squirrel before he can hit us with the lasers he shoots from his eyes."

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An ocelot. No reason, I just really wanted to type 'ocelot'.

 

NT: Things you don't want to hear the captain say over the loudspeaker during your flight.

 

"Oh man, this #$#$'s the bomb... The sky and ground are like, changing colors and dancing, man, dancing!"

 

(oops, didn't realize MMD had posted)

 

NT: Things certain Star Trek characters would NEVER say

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