Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They certainly have a way of clearing impediments. Usually involving super-charged energy weapons, but still.... NT: Presidential pets that didn't make the final cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They certainly have a way of clearing impediments. Usually involving super-charged energy weapons, but still.... NT: Presidential pets that didn't make the final cut. Gerry the Salamander (or 'gerrymander'). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Presidential pets that didn't make the final cut. Palin the perky weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Palin the perky weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bubbles the presidential goldfish. NT: Novel ways to be a traitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel ways to be a traitor Selling defense secrets and nuclear materials to the Vatican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel ways to be a traitor According to a lot of people, voting Obama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Novel ways to be a traitor Section 3. Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. Giving backrubs and sexual favors to a bevy of beautiful commie spies, instead of (or, ideally, in addition to) them giving same to me. NT: RPG supplement books that probably wouldn't sell a single copy. Not obscene, not offensive, just not ... interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: RPG supplement books that probably wouldn't sell a single copy. Not obscene' date=' not offensive, just not ... interesting.[/quote'] "We can't seem to move any copies of our Math Teacher Hero book! I mean, people like Hero, and Hero has math, which means people like math, right? So, we figured, double the math, and cha-ching! Gold mine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: RPG supplement books that probably wouldn't sell a single copy. Not obscene' date=' not offensive, just not ... interesting.[/quote'] Election Hero 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Giving backrubs and sexual favors to a bevy of beautiful commie spies, instead of (or, ideally, in addition to) them giving same to me. NT: RPG supplement books that probably wouldn't sell a single copy. Not obscene, not offensive, just not ... interesting. "Anime HERO? Meh." NT: Ineffective speeches to give before leading troops into battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective speeches to give before leading troops into battle. "It's time to stand up and be true Frenchmen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective speeches to give before leading troops into battle. "You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are." (Compliments of Rufus T. Firefly.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective speeches to give before leading troops into battle. "Go ye heroes, go to glory, though ye die in combat gory You shall live in song and story -- go to Immortality! Go to DEATH and go to Slaughter. Die! And Every Cornish daughter With her tears your grave will water. Go ye heroes -- go and die!" (Thanks to W.S. Gilbert) NT: Subtle signs that your battle plan wasn't very good after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your battle plan wasn't very good after all. You have already lost your hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your battle plan wasn't very good after all. The GM says "You are facing a powerful, powerful villain... you may want to come up with a plan" The players..."plan?...................... get'em!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your battle plan wasn't very good after all. "Listen, I know winter's coming, but look at it--Russia's just sitting there, wide open!" NT: Other things you should not do in Asia other than start a land war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things you should not do in Asia other than start a land war. The typical idoru singer. WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Listen, I know winter's coming, but look at it--Russia's just sitting there, wide open!" NT: Other things you should not do in Asia other than start a land war. Apparently order anything edible/drinkable in bulk from China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things you should not do in Asia other than start a land war. Stare into Vladimir Putin's eyes and see his soul NT: Rejected first lines of Obama's acceptance speech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected first lines of Obama's acceptance speech "Suck it, McCain!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Stare into Vladimir Putin's eyes and see his soul NT: Rejected first lines of Obama's acceptance speech Allah be praised! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected first lines of Obama's acceptance speech "Come forth, my loyal minions, from your dark places under the earth, and show the impudent Red States no mercy!" New Topic: The first lines from McCain's victory speech, had he won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The first lines from McCain's victory speech' date=' had he won.[/quote'] "Ummmmmm... really?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Come forth, my loyal minions, from your dark places under the earth, and show the impudent Red States no mercy!" New Topic: The first lines from McCain's victory speech, had he won. "You like me, you really REALLY like me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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