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NT: Novel ways to be a traitor

 

Section 3. Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort.

 

Giving backrubs and sexual favors to a bevy of beautiful commie spies, instead of (or, ideally, in addition to) them giving same to me.

 

NT: RPG supplement books that probably wouldn't sell a single copy. Not obscene, not offensive, just not ... interesting.

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NT: RPG supplement books that probably wouldn't sell a single copy. Not obscene' date=' not offensive, just not ... interesting.[/quote']

 

"We can't seem to move any copies of our Math Teacher Hero book! I mean, people like Hero, and Hero has math, which means people like math, right? So, we figured, double the math, and cha-ching! Gold mine!"

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Giving backrubs and sexual favors to a bevy of beautiful commie spies, instead of (or, ideally, in addition to) them giving same to me.

 

NT: RPG supplement books that probably wouldn't sell a single copy. Not obscene, not offensive, just not ... interesting.

 

"Anime HERO? Meh."

 

NT: Ineffective speeches to give before leading troops into battle.

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NT: Ineffective speeches to give before leading troops into battle.

 

"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are."

 

(Compliments of Rufus T. Firefly.)

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NT: Ineffective speeches to give before leading troops into battle.

 

"Go ye heroes, go to glory, though ye die in combat gory

You shall live in song and story -- go to Immortality!

Go to DEATH and go to Slaughter.

Die! And Every Cornish daughter

With her tears your grave will water.

Go ye heroes -- go and die!"

 

(Thanks to W.S. Gilbert)

 

NT: Subtle signs that your battle plan wasn't very good after all.

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NT: Rejected first lines of Obama's acceptance speech

 

"Come forth, my loyal minions, from your dark places under the earth, and show the impudent Red States no mercy!"

 

New Topic: The first lines from McCain's victory speech, had he won.

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