death tribble Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cooking fat. oh alright Cooking fat OF DOOM !!! NT: Bad places to Intern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad places to Intern The Dahmer Culinary Forensic Protological Institute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad places to Intern The United States Congress. Unless you have a fetish for perverted old white men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad places to Intern Hillary Clinton's senatorial office because, frankly, she owes Bill big time, right? NT: Things you think you should get for voting other than a sticker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you think you should get for voting other than a sticker. Milk & cookies. Hey, you get orange juice and cheese crackers for donating blood, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hillary Clinton's senatorial office because, frankly, she owes Bill big time, right? NT: Things you think you should get for voting other than a sticker. Flag lapel pins... they are apparently really important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A tornado. What ? It's one hell of a b**w j*b isn't it ? And wouldn't that get you to vote ? NT: Smoking why it is good for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Smoking why it is good for you OK, it's like this. You don't have electricity, or a lot of salt, and you have to preserve a bunch of meat so it'll last you six months. Otherwise you'll die of protein deficiencies with your diet of corn and citrus fruit. So what are you gonna do? Well, there's this trick where you hang meat in a room with a large, slow, smoky fire.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Smoking why it is good for you It is marginally better than being engulfed in flames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Smoking why it is good for you Well, death is the big unknown, right? Consider yourself an explorer, then. NT: More fun side effects you should have from smoking other than dying from lung cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Smoking why it is good for you Smoked salmon is good for you, and tastes great! It's a bugger to keep lit, though.... New Topic: What we're all going to talk about once the US Elections are over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More fun side effects you should have from smoking other than dying from lung cancer. The jaundicy-yellow smile New Topic: What we're all going to talk about once the US Elections are over. 2012 run for the presidency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More fun side effects you should have from smoking other than dying from lung cancer. Radiation exposure, and maybe get superpowers! Jeez, people, grow tobacco with lots of sodium-22, silicon-32, potassium-40, and chlorine-36 in the dirt! New Topic: What we're all going to talk about once the US Elections are over. I'm planning on moaning in orgasmic bliss for several days when the campaign ads are all gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More fun side effects you should have from smoking other than dying from lung cancer. All the hot babes throwing themselves on you just like you were the Fonz (the 50s were much more innocent don't you think) New Topic: What we're all going to talk about once the US Elections are over. The Elections to the European Parliament. NT: Premier Putin wants to irritate America just a little. What does he do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Premier Putin wants to irritate America just a little. What does he do ? Invade and occupy Venezuela on the pretext some of the indigenous tribes asked for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Premier Putin wants to irritate America just a little. What does he do ? Redirect whitehouse.gov to go to whitehouse.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Premier Putin wants to irritate America just a little. What does he do ? Sits down for interview with Katie Couric; mid-conversation he reaches over and eats her head. NT: Obama, after he's elected, does actually admit he is the Anti-Christ! What is the first thing he does after that revelation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Obama, after he's elected, does actually admit he is the Anti-Christ! What is the first thing he does after that revelation? Smite Bill O'Reilly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Obama' date=' after he's elected, does actually admit he is the Anti-Christ! What is the first thing he does after that revelation?[/quote'] Oddly, I'm not sure his performance in office would be much different from that of any of his predecessors over the last 30 years or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Obama' date=' after he's elected, does actually admit he is the Anti-Christ! What is the first thing he does after that revelation?[/quote'] Two words: Spontaneous combustion. NT: Subtle signs that the new President is a superhero in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the new President is a superhero in disguise. The wide array of pouches on the bandolier and belt he wears to his inauguration. Note--only applies for Bill Clinton, elected during the Iron Age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the new President is a superhero in disguise. He always wears sunglasses, even at night. Though at times they seem to have an odd red glow behind them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superman can't hear you over the sound of how awesome the President is. nT: Ways Supervillains are probably an improvement over politicians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nT: Ways Supervillains are probably an improvement over politicians Tend to associate with hot and slinky spandex-clad nubile henchwomen, as opposed to chunky, cigar-loving interns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nT: Ways Supervillains are probably an improvement over politicians They're typically more honest about wanting to screw over your life and country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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