Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I live 1100 miles away from my coworkers' date=' but am extremely annoyed with them and want to ruin their days in a thoroughly non-traceable way. What should I do to them?[/quote'] It involves kelp, giant robots, and 82,000 feet of duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I live 1100 miles away from my coworkers' date=' but am extremely annoyed with them and want to ruin their days in a thoroughly non-traceable way. What should I do to them?[/quote'] Buy them subscriptions to both Playboy and Playgirl. That ought to make their lives uncomfortable with their significant others! New Topic: How many VIPER Agents does it take to change a light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How many VIPER Agents does it take to change a light bulb? "Just one, imperious leader. Oops! Wrong wattage, I'll go get a new bu--" *ZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT* "I do not suffer fools gladly! Now someone come and clean up this mess!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How many VIPER Agents does it take to change a light bulb? Two. "Okay, Phil, we gotta change the bulb on the Flashmaster Blindness Cannon. Got a spare million-candlepower bulb?" "Here ya go, Joe." (unscrews old bulb, is staring to screw in the new one) "Hey, did you remember to disconnect the battery pack?" "Ummmmm... yeah. Pretty sure I did." (KZOT!!!) "Aieeeee! I'm blinded! Aaaaaaaaa!" "Oh. Guess not. Sorry, Joe. Gee, that looks like a *really* bad sunburn!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How many VIPER Agents does it take to change a light bulb? None. Viper bases are lit by phosphorescent moss. NT: Unintended consequences of choosing one brand of soft drink over another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unintended consequences of choosing one brand of soft drink over another. "Dude, I told you, snort Pepsi." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unintended consequences of choosing one brand of soft drink over another. "Imperious leader, I brought you your Sprite." "I DRINK 7-UP, YOU FOOL!!!!!" *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unintended consequences of choosing one brand of soft drink over another. "Why am I still so tired? I'd had an entire twelve-pack of Fresca! I should be buzzing with energy!" New Topic: Creative uses for all those leftover jack-o-lanterns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative uses for all those leftover jack-o-lanterns. "Then I load them all into my Jack-O-Cannon, and threaten that I'll destroy the United Nations if the world doesn't surrender to Foxbat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why am I still so tired? I'd had an entire twelve-pack of Fresca! I should be buzzing with energy!" New Topic: Creative uses for all those leftover jack-o-lanterns. Smashing Pumpkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Class aids to show how dental work goes on and how to do brain surgery NT: What you can do while queuing to vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you can do while queuing to vote Sing and dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you can do while queuing to vote read War and Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you can do while queuing to vote Order a pizza for delivery, like Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. New Topic: Why did Foxbat cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To get away from the Champions as they cramp his style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why did Foxbat cross the road? It was part of his master plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why did Foxbat cross the road? That's where the power is!! NT: It's the Silence of the _________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the Silence of the _________________. Hollywood Bimbos, as Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Lauren Conrad, and the rest of them are shoved into a giant meat grinder and fed to pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the Silence of the _________________. Hams starring Miss Piggy as Clairese and Dr. Strangepork as Hannibal Lecter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's the Silence of the _________________. Boards as Simon forgets to pay the bill and we are all plunged into darkness. NT: What else happens when we are plunged into darkness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What else happens when we are plunged into darkness Looting the Hero Vault for valuable booty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What else happens when we are plunged into darkness A riot with lots of looting. I mean, I hope. I need a new TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What else happens when we are plunged into darkness Not sure, but lots of kids get born nine months later. NT: Things besides darkness we might get plunged into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things besides darkness we might get plunged into. Strawberry Ripple ice Cream. OF DOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things besides darkness we might get plunged into. The sacred waters of the Ganges . . . OF DOOM!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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