MilkmanDan Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Suggest something geeky that Pariah should buy for his little girl when she arrives in late December. Microsoft. NT: Things Pariah should do so he can afford to buy Microsoft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Pariah should do so he can afford to buy Microsoft. Register as a Democrat so he doesn't have to pay taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Find a way to harness petty partisan vitriol to generate electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Pariah should do so he can afford to buy Microsoft. Sell his daughter's naming rights... to Microsoft. NT: So, what will Pariah actually name his little girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rocketta McAwesomesauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So, what will Pariah actually name his little girl? Princess Pariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So' date=' what will Pariah actually name his little girl?[/quote'] Toucherandal Shootyu NT: Evil, horrible things President Obama really wanted to say in his address to schoolchildren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In revenge for posting at almost the same time as the Tribble in this thread, what does the fiery eyed tentacled one do to Cranial Spasm ? Oh I feel so very loved! And tentacles? So very... very... loved. 1.Crosses her name off his Christmas card list, which is a shame, really, because Death Tribble's Christmas cards are always so sweet and comforting. I never get Christmas cards... It's a sad life I lead. I finally find someone willing to go the distance to mail me warm wishes and I have to go and ruin it by being faster than DT... *sob* 2. Writes a long and detailed letter of complaint, which is so meticulously written that english professors weep for joy and logic professors spend years in complete awe. Well then... I guess I don't need a Christmas card if I'm getting a letter of complaint. I like those too. 3. Viciously, cruelly, and callously create a new topic about it in the NGD Scenes From a Hat thread. I seriously hope there's not a "What would a tentacle do to CranialSpasm" thread... That's a total lie. I'd be honored:thumbup:, freaked out:eek:, and a little excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Evil' date=' horrible things President Obama really wanted to say in his address to schoolchildren.[/quote'] "Hey kids, lemme spend a few hours talking about healthcare reform..." BTW Everyone rep Dan! I'm STILL laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Evil' date=' horrible things President Obama really wanted to say in his address to schoolchildren.[/quote'] "... take $20 from your daddy's wallet or mommy's purse when they're not looking, and mail it to The US Budget Deficit Fund c/o Barrack Obama, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Let me apologize in advance for all of this. Blame carnialspasm...she started it! A blow up Fence with posable Hermit doll You know, I just can't decide if that's a good idea or not.... Find a way to harness petty partisan vitriol to generate electricity. If only. We'd have this whole energy crisis thing whipped. Rocketta McAwesomesauce Rocketta McAwesomesauce Pariah. That has an interesting ring to it. Princess Pariah We'll probably end up treating her like that, even if we don't actually name her tat. Toucherandal Shootyu Damn straight. Reminds me of the Bill Engvall bit: "That little girl right there, she's my everything, boy. So if you get any thoughts about huggin', and kissin', I want you to remember this: I go no problem going back to prison." NT: Evil' date=' horrible things President Obama really wanted to say in his address to schoolchildren.[/quote'] "Sorry kids, but there is no Santa Claus. There's only Nancy Pelosi and Robert Byrd. And Hillary." New Topic: Surprise questions Pariah wrote into his Honors Chemistry classes' first exam tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Surprise questions Pariah wrote into his Honors Chemistry classes' first exam tomorrow. How long does it take the human body to decompose and how can we speed this process up using various chemicals or compounds. Students may use Rush Limbaugh or Pat Buchanon as test subjects to implement their therories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Surprise questions Pariah wrote into his Honors Chemistry classes' first exam tomorrow. "Observation and attention to detail are very important skills for a chemist. On the first day of class, what color shirt was the teacher wearing, and how many buttons did it have?" An amusing story I heard once. A med school prof was talking about the importance of observation and attention to detail, then said, "You can also learn a lot about a patient's situation through alternate methods. For instance," he brought out a cup of yellow liquid and dipped a finger in. "It's a little-known fact that you can taste the difference between normal urine and urine from a diabetic." He stuck a finger in his mouth and sucked on it a second. "Yep, diabetic. Now it's your turn." He handed the cup to a student, who hesitantly stuck a finger in and tasted it, then passed the cup on. After the cup made its rounds, the prof said, "Now, those of you that were observant and paid attention to detail noted that I stuck my middle finger into the cup, but stuck my index finger into my mouth..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Surprise questions Pariah wrote into his Honors Chemistry classes' first exam tomorrow. "Timolenes are a class of polycyclic compounds where at least two of the bonds in the compound extend through hyperspace, permitting certain temporal-spatial arrangements otherwise impossible. For instance, most timolenes are exceedingly soluble in water (or methanol, for the hydrophobic ones), so much so that they actually start dissolving before contact with the solvent. Suggest a suitable structural notation which is both representable on a 2-dimensional medium like paper or a blackboard, and adequate for describing the structure of a molecule whose structure is inherently oscillatory and variable in time. Distraction that poses as a hint: the indeterminacy of the position of the double bonds in a benzene ring poses vaguely similar challenges." NT: Your child has discovered a bottle in the back of a cabinet of the chem lab at school that is labeled "Antiprotons". What does she or he do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your child has discovered a bottle in the back of a cabinet of the chem lab at school that is labeled "Antiprotons". What does she or he do with it? The same thing she does every night, Pinky! Try and take over the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Timolenes are a class of polycyclic compounds where at least two of the bonds in the compound extend through hyperspace, permitting certain temporal-spatial arrangements otherwise impossible. For instance, most timolenes are exceedingly soluble in water (or methanol, for the hydrophobic ones), so much so that they actually start dissolving before contact with the solvent. Suggest a suitable structural notation which is both representable on a 2-dimensional medium like paper or a blackboard, and adequate for describing the structure of a molecule whose structure is inherently oscillatory and variable in time. Distraction that poses as a hint: the indeterminacy of the position of the double bonds in a benzene ring poses vaguely similar challenges." WHAT?!? NT: Your child has discovered a bottle in the back of a cabinet of the chem lab at school that is labeled "Antiprotons". What does she or he do with it? Reverses the polarity to create an anti-antiproton beam weapon of some kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your child has discovered a bottle in the back of a cabinet of the chem lab at school that is labeled "Antiprotons". What does she or he do with it? Use it to power a Supertask Machine. what else? NT: Unexpected uses for a banana cream pie. (Difficulty: no violence or sex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Use it to power a Supertask Machine. what else? NT: Unexpected uses for a banana cream pie. (Difficulty: no violence or sex) Eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for a banana cream pie. (Difficulty: no violence or sex) Skydiving target... if it's a *really* big pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for a banana cream pie. (Difficulty: no violence or sex) Who's up for some banana cream pie wrestling? NT: Best nerd romance novel plot ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best nerd romance novel plot ever. Boy meets girl, bey gets girl, boy kisses girl by the light of the silvery moon, which then explodes for no readily apparent reason. (With apologies to the late Mr. Adams.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Who's up for some banana cream pie wrestling? That's both violence AND sex, if done right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best nerd romance novel plot ever. Same Time, Next Con Star-crossed lovers meet, part, and reunite at SDCC, GenCon, DragonCon, and finally consumating their love at the AVN expo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best nerd romance novel plot ever. "I love Star Trek!" "But I love Star Wars!" "I love you anyways!" NT: How Star Wars scenes would have been different if Uwe Boll was directing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Star Wars scenes would have been different if Uwe Boll was directing. Two words: Zombie Sith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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