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NT: Michael Bay and Uwe Boll are locked in a steel cage match. Who wins' date=' and what is their finishing move to drop their opponent once and for all?[/quote']

 

We all do, because our finishing move is Nuke It From Orbit.

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Like all Michael Bay's movies, the end credits.

 

NT: Michael Bay and Uwe Boll are locked in a steel cage match. Who wins, and what is their finishing move to drop their opponent once and for all?

 

It's a tie, because instead of actually fighting, each is forced to watch the other's movies. And Michael Bay plunges knitting needles through both eyes into his brain about the same time that Uwe Boll hangs himself with his own small intestine.

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NT: Michael Bay and Uwe Boll are locked in a steel cage match. Who wins, and what is their finishing move to drop their opponent once and for all?

 

 

The be keelhauled and then sent to Davy Jones's Lockarrrrrrrr

 

NT: Unexpected way to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day

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NT: Michael Bay and Uwe Boll are locked in a steel cage match. Who wins?

 

Assuming they both end up too maimed ever to make movies again, the audience wins.

 

NT: Unexpected way to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day

 

"Man, we sure could have used Roberto Clemente this season."

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NT: Subtle signs that your katest Master Plan to Conquer the World is not going to work.

 

Changing your name from 'Foxbat' to 'Foxkat' doesn't seem to have changed the results.

 

New Topic: Really unfortunate typos in history.

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New Topic: Really unfortunate typos in history.

 

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Hippopotamuses."

 

NT: Ways the United States Government could be significantly improved by the addition of hippopotamuses.

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NT: Ways to really spice up my Champions game. (Without' date=' y'know, the addition of actual [i']spices[/i]...)

 

Throw in occasional scenarios and game mechanics from Paranoia. You know, just to keep the players paying attention.

 

New Topic: Best battle music for a Champions gaming session.

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