Narf the Mouse Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'I need a Hero' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yackety Sax NT:Who is Kanye going to interrupt next and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Who is Kanye going to interrupt next and why? The Rock. They'll have an interrupt-off. "What's your name?" "I'm --" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT --" "Now, Imma let you finish, but Beyonce' had the best name of all time!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Who is Kanye going to interrupt next and why? Coitus Because it is always being Interrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Who is Kanye going to interrupt next and why? Jack Bauer, whose solutions to the problem could be anything from duct tape over the mouth to beating him senseless. More senseless, anyway. New Topic: Biggest surprises Pariah will face this week in his first round of Parent-Teacher Conferences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Some parents bring in the kid's pets who weep at the low scores that Pariah has been given the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Biggest surprises Pariah will face this week in his first round of Parent-Teacher Conferences. Parents will actually not blame you for their kids low grades and instead promise to make the kid work harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Biggest surprises Pariah will face this week in his first round of Parent-Teacher Conferences. We've secretly replaced Timmy Johnson's parents with several ravening, angry bears. Let's see if Pariah notices! NT: Ways Jerry Jones could have made the Cowboys' new stadium even more ridiculously ostentatious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways Jerry Jones could have made the Cowboys' new stadium even more ridiculously ostentatious. Sex slaves in places other than the skyboxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways Jerry Jones could have made the Cowboys' new stadium even more ridiculously ostentatious. Gold faucets in all the bathrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways Jerry Jones could have made the Cowboys' new stadium even more ridiculously ostentatious. A huge golden statue of himself facing the 50-yard-line. NT: Subtle sings that the head coach of the Detroit Lions has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle sings that the head coach of the Detroit Lions has lost his mind. He took the job in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle sings that the head coach of the Detroit Lions has lost his mind. You mean, other than accepting the position? Edit: oops, MD beat me to it. Okay, he institutes the "Walk-On Quarterback" program, whereby a random attendee at each game gets to suit up and play as that game's quarterback. And the team's record nonetheless improves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle sings that the head coach of the Detroit Lions has lost his mind. He subtly sings 'They are coming to take me away, HA HA, they are coming to take me away, HA HA, HEE HEE, those nice young men in their clean white coats and they are coming to take me away' NT: What has Super Squirrel been up to ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What has Super Squirrel been up to ? About 33 cm, which is taller than most other squirrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What has Super Squirrel been up to ? About 50 feet. He found a nice penthouse suite in an ancient pine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What has Super Squirrel been up to? No good. NT: Things you would learn if you had the ability to talk to the animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you would learn if you had the ability to talk to the animals. That my cats think I exist to cater to their merest whims. Wait, I knew that. Uh, nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you would learn if you had the ability to talk to the animals. Advice from the pros about how to cough up hairballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No good. NT: Things you would learn if you had the ability to talk to the animals. Not much. I can do that already... ...I just don't know what they're saying when they talk back! NT: How would *You* write up a cowbell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How would *You* write up a cowbell? If I was a cop, I'd write a cowbell up for disturbing the peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How would *You* write up a cowbell? The only way I could... on a prescription pad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How would *You* write up a cowbell? *Me?* I wouldn't. There's too darned much cowbell around as it is. No more cowbell, fever notwithstanding. New Topic: Fun things to do with a prosthetic forehead. (Difficulty: "Wear it on your real head" not permitted.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *Me?* I wouldn't. There's too darned much cowbell around as it is. No more cowbell, fever notwithstanding. New Topic: Fun things to do with a prosthetic forehead. (Difficulty: "Wear it on your real head" not permitted.) "Fun with stuffed dummies in dark hallways." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do with a prosthetic forehead. (Difficulty: "Wear it on your real head" not permitted.) Wear it on someone else's head, in such a way that they are unaware they have it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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