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New Topic: Novel ways that professional athletes' date=' actors, or politicians could actually be useful and beneficial to humanity.[/quote']

 

"Hi, I'm Terrell Owens, and I'm going to set myself on fire."

 

NT: What fun ways will Terrell Owens freak out once he realizes exactly how bad of a football team he's joined?

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NT: What fun ways will Terrell Owens freak out once he realizes exactly how bad of a football team he's joined?

 

His eyes grow wide, and he goes completely silent. And stays that way. For weeks.

 

Yeah, don't we wish.

 

New Topic: Creative ways to make the National Football League more interesting.

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NT: Most awesomesest new tv series this fall

I've suggested this before: Survivor: Bangkok Brothel

 

Either that or Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw Slingers For Hire

 

Or perhaps a combination of the two. :ugly:

 

NT: "Many animal species feed their young partially digested food, regurgitated by the parents. Humans do not do this. However, humans do ________________."

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NT: Foxbat's campaign for President message to Minority Voters:

 

"I don't believe minorities should be treated any different from others. Just because they're under the age of 18, doesn't mean they don't know what's up! Why, many of them have a better idea of what's going on than their parents do."

 

"I've also decided to detail my views on race. I don't care whether you're running the 100-meter dash, or the mile relay, or the 500-meter high hurdles. You will have my full support regardless of what race you run..."

 

NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010, knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be?

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NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010' date=' knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be?[/quote']

 

The porn actress who did the Sarah Palin "imitation" videos. She'll win, too.

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NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010' date=' knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be?[/quote']

 

Alan Keyes, who is apparently compelled to run no matter how many times he is utterly stomped down. Also, Foxbat will get more votes than he does.

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NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010' date=' knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be?[/quote']

 

Let us think about this. Who would his opponent be ?

Got it !

 

ME ! THAT'S WHO !

 

And who is gonna win ?

 

ME ! THAT'S WHO !

 

[/TONY MONTOYA MODE OFF]

 

NT: Instead of a turkey, what should President Obama pardon this year on Thanksgiving ?

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