Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst bribe for a GM: "And if you let me slay the dragon by myself, you can have his spleen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hand Explosions? NT: Worst bribe for a GM: an intervention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst bribe for a GM: A small thin crust pizza with tofu and Limburger. New Topic: Bizarre GM bribes that actually work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Bizarre GM bribes that actually work. "A Whole Beef Half? How did you know I wanted one of those?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A Souk. What ? Oh sorry you said Bizarre not bazaar. Well how about an Australian poster ? Oh not Bazza either. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Bizarre GM bribes that actually work. "Sorry, Joe, when I asked the GM if I could kill your character for extra experience points, I didn't really think he'd say yes!" NT: Good reasons to bump off your own party members in-game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Good reasons to bump off your own party members in-game. You're playing Paranoia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's Cthulhu and they have gone mad. Or you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Good reasons to bump off your own party members in-game. It's considerably less damaging to you in the long run than actually killing off their players. NT: What would be a good RPG title that would describe your life (akin to Papers and Paychecks)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's considerably less damaging to you in the long run than actually killing off their players. NT: What would be a good RPG title that would describe your life (akin to Papers and Paychecks)? Boring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Love and Laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would be a good RPG title that would describe your life (akin to Papers and Paychecks)? Writer: The Starvation NT: Subtle signs that the publisher of your local daily newspaper is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no politics) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All the stories are good news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the publisher of your local daily newspaper is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no politics) He actually thinks anything that happens in this armpit of a town qualifies as newsworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the publisher of your local daily newspaper is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no politics) He's still trying to print a newspaper as a viable business model. NT: Ways newspapers can actually make money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways newspapers can actually make money. They can sell fish and give the wrappers for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways newspapers can actually make money. They could try reporting actual news instead of propaganda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways newspapers can actually make money. Instead of printing newspapers, use their presses to print money. Or am I being too literal? NT: Inappropriate but amusing things to say at a church committee meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Instead of printing newspapers, use their presses to print money. Or am I being too literal? For a second there, I though you typed "Too liberal". You know, printing money, budget deficits...never mind. I'll be quiet now. NT: Inappropriate but amusing things to say at a church committee meeting. "Where are the babes? I was told there would be babes at this shindig!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat True story... My dad was giving his lecture in church about his trip to the Holy Land and out comes this goodie... "The view was spectacular in the men's room." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate but amusing things to say at a church committee meeting. "What can we do to be kind, charitable, and actually helpful to people in need rather than bickering and infighting about personal agendas and whatever petty projects we want to push forward." What? Me, cynical, because my dad's a minister? Noooooooooooooooo. NT: Things a man should do after retiring from the ministry after 42 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things a man should do after retiring from the ministry after 42 years. Get some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things a man should do after retiring from the ministry after 42 years. Finally get a chance to b****-slap all those bickering, infighting morons with personal agendas and petty projects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things a man should do after retiring from the ministry after 42 years. Thank Heaven every day that he got to spend his professional life doing something useful and beneficial to humanity, instead of being a professional athlete, actor, or politician. New Topic: Novel ways that professional athletes, actors, or politicians could actually be useful and beneficial to humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They pay more in tax than the rest of us. If they want to live..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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