death tribble Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do with a prosthetic forehead. (Difficulty: "Wear it on your real head" not permitted.) Place in the middle of some quicl drying cement and then start screaming. NT: Inappropriate places to use battering rams, catapults and seige towers (Difficulty must be a building or place) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate places to use battering rams, catapults and seige towers (Difficulty must be a building or place) The ladies room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate places to use battering rams' date=' catapults and seige towers (Difficulty must be a building or place)[/quote'] Anywhere, really. I mean, catapults are so 2004. The stylish invader is all about trebuchets these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate places to use battering rams' date=' catapults and seige towers (Difficulty must be a building or place)[/quote'] The doctor's office. Honestly, there are better cures for constipation. NT: Well, now that you have that battering ram / catapult / seige tower / trebuchet, how are you going to use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The doctor's office. Honestly, there are better cures for constipation. NT: Well, now that you have that battering ram / catapult / seige tower / trebuchet, how are you going to use it? *Clunk*Whiiiiir* "Weeeeeeee......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Pentagon is an ugly building and now I have what I need to destroy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Better watch what you say, Tribble. You don't want to get on a List. I would convert mine into a swingset. NT: How will you celebrate the Fall Equinox now that Fall is here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will you celebrate the Fall Equinox now that Fall is here ? How else? I'd fall, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will you celebrate the Fall Equinox now that Fall is here ? With an observing lab assignment in my astronomy class, of course. :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will you celebrate the Fall Equinox now that Fall is here ? By driving both too and from work in the dark. True story. New Topic: Signs that you have inadvertently angered an Ancient Evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that you have inadvertently angered an Ancient Evil. Cthulu glares at you when you put nine items up in the express lane at the grocery store instead of the allowed eight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that you have inadvertently angered an Ancient Evil. That library book you have that's overdue? It pops open on your desk and things come out. A couple of them aren't carnivorous. Those are the ones that open up the Pit and pull you down into it as the other hundred or so take bites out of you on the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You smell the stench of sulphur nest to your keyed car door. NT: After the Disney/Marvel deal, what is the next thing to send the fanboys into panic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Harlequin Enterprises buys out DC and announces near-complete editorial changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: After the Disney/Marvel deal' date=' what is the next thing to send the fanboys into panic?[/quote'] The Disney execs replace Joe Q. with Ewe B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: After the Disney/Marvel deal' date=' what is the next thing to send the fanboys into panic?[/quote'] The return of Peter Porker the Spectacular Spider-Ham. NT: More superpowers you really didn't want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The return of Peter Porker the Spectacular Spider-Pig. NT: More superpowers you really didn't want. The Midas Touch. Waaaay more trouble than it sounds, at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More superpowers you really didn't want. Telepathy. Sure, the human mind becomes an open book,but it doesn't take long to discover that there's hardly anything worth reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Super Hearing when especially going to concerts. NT: The poster Trebuchet suddenly finds out about the topic above where people would use him. In panic he does what ? Note: The topic in question was NT: Well, now that you have that battering ram / catapult / seige tower / trebuchet, how are you going to use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The poster Trebuchet suddenly finds out about the topic above where people would use him. In panic he does what ? Note: The topic in question was NT: Well, now that you have that battering ram / catapult / seige tower / trebuchet, how are you going to use it? He tries to get supermodels to join the ranks of the NGD. I mean, if you're going to be used... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The poster Trebuchet suddenly finds out about the topic above where people would use him. In panic he does what ? Note: The topic in question was NT: Well, now that you have that battering ram / catapult / seige tower / trebuchet, how are you going to use it? Flings himself at some conveniently-located battlements, just to save time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The poster Trebuchet suddenly finds out about the topic above where people would use him. In panic he does what ? Note: The topic in question was NT: Well, now that you have that battering ram / catapult / seige tower / trebuchet, how are you going to use it? Use his credit cards to subscribe to 5,000 different magazines in order to increase my chances of winning the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. New Topic: Death Tribble's latest wacky scheme to take over the Hero Boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bribes Haven Walkur to hand over the job to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Death Tribble's latest wacky scheme to take over the Hero Boards. It somehow involves 10,000 pairs of tube socks, an enormous jar of pretzels, and an Plasma TV Twin-Pack (with twenty pounds of jerky as a free bonus). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Death Tribble's latest wacky scheme to take over the Hero Boards. It involves three oranges, a grapefruit, a copy of the Economist magazine and an elastic band. I'm going all MacGuyver. But I'm not telling you the details as your security clearance is too low. NT: Things you now need a security clearance for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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