Pariah Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you now need a security clearance for Shopping at Ikea. That café where they serve the Swedish meatballs is a hotbed of espionage activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you now need a security clearance for Your first job out of grad school 15 years ago, where you made $5.75/hour as a temp answering phones and telling people how much financial aid they were eligible for. No, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you now need a security clearance for Ordering a pizza. because you know what they can do with cheese these days. NT: More ways that pizza can be a dangerous weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More ways that pizza can be a dangerous weapon. Eating it. Instant food poisoning. Seriously. I know an ex-friend was allergic to tomatoes so he had to be very careful ordering pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More ways that pizza can be a dangerous weapon. Checking the obesity statistics in this country, it looks like it already is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More ways that pizza can be a dangerous weapon. Oddjob with a freezer full of those lousy diskoid things. I mean, imagine being beheaded by something with that rabbit turd stuff they try to pass off as sausage. Ewww. NT: Other lethal edible projectile weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other lethal edible projectile weapons. "So, let me get this straight. You built something to launch deep-fried Twinkies rolled in powdered sugar. At high velocity. Into peoples' mouths... Let me guess, it's all part of your Master Plan, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat cucumbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other lethal edible projectile weapons. "TAKE MY TRIX, WILL YOU! I'M THE STINKING TRIX RABBIT, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! ALL I WANTED FOR THIRTY YEARS WAS A BOWL OF THAT DAMN CEREAL, BUT NO, YOU HAD TO TAKE IT FROM ME! NOW YOU CAN SUCK ON DEATH FROM MY AUTOFIRE TRIX CANNON! ENJOY YOUR SUGARY GOODNESS WHEN IT HITS YOUR THROAT AT FIVE THOUSAND ROUNDS A MINUTE!!!!" NT: Other was cereal mascots might freak out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other was cereal mascots might freak out. "They're GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT, but you SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I swear your honor, I did not show them my Lucky Charms!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm the King ! I will have you all beheaded for pouring milk over my head instead of on the cereal for all those years ! NT: An event from a typical day in the Disney Villains Retirement Home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm the King ! I will have you all beheaded for pouring milk over my head instead of on the cereal for all those years ! NT: An event from a typical day in the Disney Villains Retirement Home. "Alright guys, this was sweet... But who the hell made this apple pie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: An event from a typical day in the Disney Villains Retirement Home. "Get the iodine and bandages, Captain Hook is playing grab-ass again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: An event from a typical day in the Disney Villains Retirement Home. Eep, that's #3. Ummm .... NT: Superhero gift gaffe's. e.g., giving short-handled barbeque implements to J'onn J'onzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat psst, Cancer ! New Topic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's there now; being #3 came as a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero gift gaffe's. e.g.' date=' giving short-handled barbeque implements to J'onn J'onzz.[/quote'] Giving a "Happy Anniversary" card to Spider-Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero gift gaffe's. e.g., giving short-handled barbeque implements to J'onn J'onzz. Designer Rayban sunglasses for Daredevil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero gift gaffe's. e.g.' date=' giving short-handled barbeque implements to J'onn J'onzz.[/quote'] Designer Rayban sunglasses for Cyclops. Oops, so much for that boutique.... New Topic: Classes taught by superheroes at the local community college (e.g., a class in optics taught by Cyclops). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Classes taught by superheroes at the local community college (e.g.' date=' a class in optics taught by Cyclops).[/quote'] "Welcome to Fascist Asshattery 101. I'm your instructor, Tony Stark." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat new topic: classes taught by superheroes at the local community college (e.g.' date=' a class in optics taught by cyclops).[/quote'] "awright lissenup! I am your new line coach for the football squad! You call me coach thing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anger management for convicted Wife Beaters taught by Wonder Woman. NT: Community college classes taught by various Posters on these Forums. Difficulty: may not be based on what they do for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Community college classes taught by various Posters on these Forums. Difficulty: may not be based on what they do for a living. Fence Sitting 101 by Professor Hermit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Community college classes taught by various Posters on these Forums. Difficulty: may not be based on what they do for a living. "British Culture (And Why It's Superior To What You Yanks Call 'Culture')" taught by Professor Tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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