Psybolt Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other surprising things to find in your cereal box. Cereal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He gets his ring as a prize in a cereal box. NT: Other surprising things to find in your cereal box. Crom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other surprising things to find in your cereal box. A driver's liscense. I swear everyone in California got thiers out of a cereal box. NT: Other things you should need a liscense for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things you should need a license for. Parenting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things you should need a liscense for. Printing money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Adopting a pet. NT: How do you explain your bunneh shirt to people ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How do you explain your bunneh shirt to people ? I don't. Whenever someone asks, I just take their Quickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How do you explain your bunneh shirt to people ? "It's not a bunneh shirt. It's a fractal pattern. If you had any mathematics at all and an IQ higher than room temperature, you'd already know that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Camaflague from the Klingons. NT: Mr Shatner was in London last weekend at a mass signing and interview event. What did he see or do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mr Shatner was in London last weekend at a mass signing and interview event. What did he see or do ? A couple hours of canoodling with some hot, young British female dressed as an Orion slave girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mr Shatner was in London last weekend at a mass signing and interview event. What did he see or do ? He tried to boldly go where no one had gone before... I guess nobody told him where the bathrooms are in Buckingham Palace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mr Shatner was in London last weekend at a mass signing and interview event. What did he see or do ? That the British prefer Daleks to Klingons. NT: Subtle signs that your typing instructor is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That the British prefer Daleks to Klingons. NT: Subtle signs that your typing instructor is out of her mind. "Now, everybody, we're going to do some non-standard typing. Begin: Hastur, Hastur, Has..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your typing instructor is out of her mind. "Since everything is computerized now, we're not going to worry about all those letters and punctuation marks. We're just going to learn to type ones and zeroes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your typing instructor is out of her mind. "For our next exercise, we'll practice typing without using our hands. Everybody, please remove your socks. No, Chad, I said socks, not pants..." NT: Describe a movie that would be chock full of awesome-sauce but Hollywood would never allow to be made. (Example: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Meets Twilight) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "For our next exercise' date=' we'll practice typing without using our hands. Everybody, please remove your socks. No, Chad, I said [u']socks[/u], not pants..." NT: Describe a movie that would be chock full of awesome-sauce but Hollywood would never allow to be made. (Example: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Meets Twilight) Hollywood Accounting: The True Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Describe a movie that would be chock full of awesome-sauce but Hollywood would never allow to be made. (Example: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Meets Twilight) Fails decency roll..... Jenna Jameson and the Wicked and Vivid Girls vs the Playmates in Jellovision ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Describe a movie that would be chock full of awesome-sauce but Hollywood would never allow to be made. (Example: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Meets Twilight) Superman vs Thor NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off that self-proclaimed prophet on the corner with the sign that says "Repent--The End is Near". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superman vs Thor NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off that self-proclaimed prophet on the corner with the sign that says "Repent--The End is Near". The bears are angry at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off that self-proclaimed prophet on the corner with the sign that says "Repent--The End is Near". As soon as you taunt him, a giant rear end sits on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A huge winged, fanged Thing appears beside you, tuts and says 'you really should not hav done that' NT: Creative ways to get onto Santa's naughty list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to get onto Santa's naughty list. Be the outgoing CEO of BP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Be waiting for him naked with a glass of wine for him. If you're a pretty girl, not only will you get on the naughty list, he'll still be back next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to get onto Santa's naughty list. Have a wannabe juvenile supervillainess swap the lists so she can be Nice. NT: Subtle signs that the director of the new Green Lantern movie is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Have a wannabe juvenile supervillainess swap the lists so she can be Nice. NT: Subtle signs that the director of the new Green Lantern movie is out of his mind. The Green Lantern "muscle suit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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