death tribble Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Meeting the real Count Dracula aka Vlad the Impaler NT: Inappropriate Bloodthirsty things ie Werewolf attack on drum majorettes in broad daylight in a parade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Bloodthirsty things A bar bet between Wolverine and Lobo to see who could rack up the highest body count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Bloodthirsty things ie Werewolf attack on drum majorettes in broad daylight in a parade The Night Santa Went Crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Bloodthirsty things ie Werewolf attack on drum majorettes in broad daylight in a parade Losing World Cup Soccer (errr I mean football) fans NT: Ways to really have fun with those leftover Fourth of July fireworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to really have fun with those leftover Fourth of July fireworks. Drop 'em in an airport and watch the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to really have fun with those leftover Fourth of July fireworks. They really liven up the church picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to really have fun with those leftover Fourth of July fireworks. Stick 'em inside vuvuzelas, rigged to fire backward at anyone that blows the darn things. That'll teach 'em! NT: Worst suggested amendments to the US Constitution. (Difficulty: Keep it funny, not political.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That it is the inalienable right of man to force his neighbours to dress up in fluffy bunny costumes to celebrate the arrival of Spring..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst suggested amendments to the US Constitution. (Difficulty: Keep it funny' date=' not political.)[/quote'] The requirement that toilets in Federal office buildings be mounted on wheels so that heads will roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst suggested amendments to the US Constitution. (Difficulty: Keep it funny' date=' not political.)[/quote'] That the US Military recruit, train, and equip ursine soldiers. You know, the right to arm bears. New Topic: Places you really wouldn't expect to see the color orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Inside grapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Places you really wouldn't expect to see the color orange. The sky at mid-day. I'm guessing that means someone slipped something into my lunch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Places you really wouldn't expect to see the color orange. Rhyming verse. Unless it was by Dr. Seuss, of course. "Of course there are words that rhyme with orange. Bibblflorange, Oogledorange ..." NT: Famous quotes (either real people or movies) as written by Dr. Seuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous quotes (either real people or movies) as written by Dr. Seuss. Tale of Two Cities: "It was the best of rhymes, it was the worst of rhymes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous quotes (either real people or movies) as written by Dr. Seuss. Call Me Ishmael Or a whale with a tail on a pail near a snail in the boat we must bail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Famous quotes (either real people or movies) as written by Dr. Seuss. We shall fight on the beaches, We shall fight them with Sneeches, and screeches, and leeches; We shall fight on the landing grounds, We shall fight them with evening gowns, explosive rounds, and Buster Browns; We shall fight in the fields and fight in the streets, We shall fight them with carrots and kumquats and beets, We shall fight in the hills, we shall fight in the dales, We shall fight them with rifles and slingshots and whales, We shall never surrender, And when we are done, We'll run them all through a blender. NT: Foxbat powers with OAF: ten thousand vuvuzelas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat powers with OAF: ten thousand vuvuzelas. Annoy Hero, area effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat powers with OAF: ten thousand vuvuzelas. "They said I was mad! MAD!!! But with 10,000 vuvuzelas masking the sonorous hum of my mind control ray, soon the World Cup will be mine! And without that cup, the world will have no defense when I kick it in the crotch to bring the nations to their knees!" "Um, boss? I don't think the World Cup is what you *think* it is..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat powers with OAF: ten thousand vuvuzelas. "Jericho nothing! With these, I can blow down the walls of Fort Knox!" NT: Subtle signs that your team has little appeal to high-profile free agents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The name of the team is the Dallas Cowboys, your owner is Jerry Jones and you play your home games in Texas. That's enough to put most people off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your team has little appeal to high-profile free agents. Your team is located in the Mountain Time Zone and is named something/anything other than "the Denver Broncos". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bah! I'll see your Dallas Cowboys, and raise you the Detroit Lions! NT: Subtle signs that your team has little appeal to high-profile free agents. They demand that you rename the team after them. With an option on the city name as well. NT: BoloOfEarth has a doctor's appointment later today. What shocking thing is his doctor going to say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: BoloOfEarth has a doctor's appointment later today. What shocking thing is his doctor going to say? "There's no need to wait in the waiting room... I'm ready for you right now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: BoloOfEarth has a doctor's appointment later today. What shocking thing is his doctor going to say? No charge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That suit is really you. Tell me what are you doing later, sweet cheeks ? NT: Paul the Psychic Octopus has been predicting the results of World Cup matches. What other animals can be used to predict the outcome of events and who would use them ? (Other than the Mafia/Organised Crime/The Government) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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