Narf the Mouse Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You realize that the balloon over his house that looks just like a cat isn't a balloon. NT: Subtle signs that your kid's Scoutmaster is out of his mind. He insists that the 3rd-generation super-kids Can't do some simple climbing to get their merit badges like scaling the twin peaks of Mount Everest without all that fancy dancy equipment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your kid's Scoutmaster is out of his mind. "Ok kids... the new merit badge is trivia over the Bachelor! Who's ready?" NT: Surprises at this years MLB All-Star Game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises at this years MLB All-Star Game Because of the result, the Worls Series will be held in Williamsport this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises at this years MLB All-Star Game People actually give a damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone in the bleachers is found to be on steroids, but every player was completely clean. NT: Things you never want to hear at a parent teacher conference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you never want to hear at a parent teacher conference. "Congratulations! The entire graduating class is pregnant!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone in the bleachers is found to be on steroids, but every player was completely clean. NT: Things you never want to hear at a parent teacher conference. "I'm sorry, sir, ma'am, but your son expresses a distinct desire to be a superhero." ...Villain parents. Edit: That would make an interesting story. Villain...Er, Ex-Villain parents trying to straighten out and help their kid...Could make a great comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you never want to hear at a parent teacher conference. 'I take it Arson runs in the family....' NT: The World Cup is over. So is the story of the Vuvuzela. What is the next thing that will annoy you at a sporting event or mass gathering ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'I take it Arson runs in the family....' NT: The World Cup is over. So is the story of the Vuvuzela. What is the next thing that will annoy you at a sporting event or mass gathering ? Sports rioters who aren't tear-gassed into submission and terrible playing on the part of the "professional" players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The World Cup is over. So is the story of the Vuvuzela. What is the next thing that will annoy you at a sporting event or mass gathering ? The abject suckitude of the team I'm rooting for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Saints going back to their old habit of not playing till the fourth quarter. NT: Things the teacher never wants to hear at a parent teacher conference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things the teacher never wants to hear at a parent teacher conference. "What do you mean, I'm supposed to be involved in my child's education? What am I paying you for, then?" (My mother actually had a parent say this to her at a PTC. It was all she could do not to slap the parent in question.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things the teacher never wants to hear at a parent teacher conference. 'Well hello good looking ! The kid said you were hot so let's cut right to the chase, how about a threesome ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things the teacher never wants to hear at a parent teacher conference. "Hi. I'm Johnny's father, that's Johnny's other father, those are his four mothers, and Zeke here is our collective spiritual leader. We're hoping to bring Johnny up in an atmosphere of meditative, acceptive peace and nondiscriminatory freedom from those old oppressive patriarchal concepts of logic, causality, and literacy." NT: Odd things to find in a vending machine while you were looking for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi. I'm Johnny's father, that's Johnny's other father, those are his four mothers, and Zeke here is our collective spiritual leader. We're hoping to bring Johnny up in an atmosphere of meditative, acceptive peace and nondiscriminatory freedom from those old oppressive patriarchal concepts of logic, causality, and literacy." NT: Odd things to find in a vending machine while you were looking for lunch. A complete Fifth Imperium human upgrade kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Used panties, assuming you're not in Tokyo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Odd things to find in a vending machine while you were looking for lunch. A hand grenade, rigged so that dispensing it will pull the pin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A hand grenade' date=' rigged so that dispensing it will pull the pin.[/quote'] Psst! You've got the third post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Kitchen appliances that no one needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Kitchen appliances that no one needs. "It's a SPAM can opener! Opens your can of SPAM in sixteen point three one seconds!" "But does it open anything else?" "You eat something else? Why?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Cause, I don't like spam!" "Spam, spam, spam, spammity..." "Oh, shut up." Now, on to the topic at hand. An avocado sharpener. "Fully sharpens an avocado in less than eight seconds, or your money back!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Kitchen appliances that no one needs. Bacon steamer. New Topic: Surprising fortunes to find in a fortune cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Surprising fortunes to find in a fortune cookie. "Five Eleven's your height, One Ninety's your weight, you meet your doom on page one eighty eight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bacon steamer. New Topic: Surprising fortunes to find in a fortune cookie. Gold dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'You have just been poisoned." NT: Subtle signs that the guy training you on your new job is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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