Cancer Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'd pay Roger the Macaque all the peanuts he can eat to fling his poo at pictures of David Stern all day. I'd double it if he could throw poo on the man himself, rather than just his pictures, though I'd be making money selling the poo-stained pics as autographed portraits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Paul the Psychic Octopus has been predicting the results of World Cup matches. What other animals can be used to predict the outcome of events and who would use them ? (Other than the Mafia/Organised Crime/The Government) Punxutawny Phil's cousin, Chicago Chip. If he comes out before baseball season and sees anything, the Cubs will have another century of failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Arnie the Pithed Weasel unerringly predicts how the Supreme Court will rule on something. NT: Signs that inanimate objects are smarter than you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Arnie the Pithed Weasel unerringly predicts how the Supreme Court will rule on something. NT: Signs that inanimate objects are smarter than you are. You've just invented an intelligent super-computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that inanimate objects are smarter than you are. The bottle cap says 'Twist to open', but no matter how much I dance, it won't freakin' open! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that inanimate objects are smarter than you are. They don't have to go to work, mow the lawn, or put their kids through college. NT: My sister's neighbors were setting off fireworks tonight, nearly a week after the Fourth of July. So what were they celebrating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: My sister's neighbors were setting off fireworks tonight' date=' nearly a week after the Fourth of July. So what were they celebrating?[/quote'] That they haven't become homeless yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They don't have to go to work, mow the lawn, or put their kids through college. NT: My sister's neighbors were setting off fireworks tonight, nearly a week after the Fourth of July. So what were they celebrating? Martian Independence Day. Illegal Aliens, y'know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: My sister's neighbors were setting off fireworks tonight, nearly a week after the Fourth of July. So what were they celebrating? Celebrating making it out of the 4th with all ten fingers. NT: What LeBron James did on his first night in Miami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Went up behind David Caruso, took off his shades and screamed 'YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What LeBron James did on his first night in Miami Bught a set of Dolphins season tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What LeBron James did on his first night in Miami Dodged gunfire from Clevelanders on vacation. NT: Other ways the citizenry of Cleveland could (over)react to LeBron's exodus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways the citizenry of Cleveland could (over)react to LeBron's exodus. Build a new stadium for the Browns at taxpayer expense. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways the citizenry of Cleveland could (over)react to LeBron's exodus. Become Knicks fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways the citizenry of Cleveland could (over)react to LeBron's exodus. Build a high wall around the airport so that all flights to and from Miami must detour to Detroit. NT: Unexpected things to find in a teenager's high school locker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected things to find in a teenager's high school locker. Completed homework assignments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Head Quarterback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Build a high wall around the airport so that all flights to and from Miami must detour to Detroit. NT: Unexpected things to find in a teenager's high school locker. An i-pod - Filled with Swing. NT: Things you might find in a teenager's high school locker - A high school for teenagers with powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you might find in a teenager's high school locker - A high school for teenagers with powers. The school bully put the meteor rock that weakens him into his locker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you might find in a teenager's high school locker - A high school for teenagers with powers. The Quarterback's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Quarterback's head. The Quarterback. He has shrinking powers. NT: Subtle indications that your next-door neighbor has superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle indications that your next-door neighbor has superpowers. He is constantly exiting out the upstairs window in his underoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle indications that your next-door neighbor has superpowers. He insists you get lead wallpaper and curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He insists you get lead wallpaper and curtains. You realize that the balloon over his house that looks just like a cat isn't a balloon. NT: Subtle signs that your kid's Scoutmaster is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He insists that the kids can do some simple climbing to get their merit badges like scaling the twin peaks of Mount Everest without all that fancy dancy equipment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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