death tribble Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It puts the lotion on its skin, then it's time to begin. And if you do something rash, that's when you will get the lash ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy training you on your new job is out of his mind. "All this new-fangled 'computer' stuff is just a passing fad. Everybody get your typewriters and carbon paper and we'll be ready to begin!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy training you on your new job is out of his mind. "I don't trust the elevators, and neither should you. Fortunately, the fire escape leads to a narrow ledge just outside my office window on the 37th floor. That's how I want you to enter when you need to come into my office." New Topic: Subtle signs that your sister's finacé is actually a shapeshifting alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that your sister's finacé is actually a shapeshifting alien. The tentacles in his beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The fact that his hairstyle changes as you watch and his eyes range from orange through purple to infra Red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'You have just been poisoned." NT: Subtle signs that the guy training you on your new job is out of his mind. He carries his brain in a jar. Edit: Whoops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that your sister's finacé is actually a shapeshifting alien. A third response? Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that your sister's finacé is actually a shapeshifting alien. You catch him microwaving your gerbils for lunch. New Topic: Other uses for gerbils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other uses for gerbils. To power your Yugo when you run out of gas. Nobody will notice the difference! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To power your Yugo when you run out of gas. Nobody will notice the difference! Sure they will! It will go noticeably faster. New Topic: Other uses for gerbils. If you tie their tails together with a piece of string, they make amazingly effective nunchucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other uses for gerbils. Gerbils: The Other White Meat. New Topic: Unusual but effective pets to have during the zombie apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gerbils: The Other White Meat. New Topic: Unusual but effective pets to have during the zombie apocalypse. Trained attack worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ochre jellies. They can't be hurt by the zombies or given the disease but they can eat the zombie for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gerbils: The Other White Meat. New Topic: Unusual but effective pets to have during the zombie apocalypse. An African elephant - Zombie-Stomping Good. New Topic: Unusual but effective zombies to have during the zombie apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Zombie Penn and Teller. You can shoot them and cut them in half and then find out you did not and they will prove you did not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual but effective zombies to have during the zombie apocalypse. Zombie Chuck Norris. Be afraid. Zombie Penn and Teller. You can shoot them and cut them in half and then find out you did not and they will prove you did not. Somebody hit death tribble with the Rep stick for me, will ya? I'm all out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual but effective zombies to have during the zombie apocalypse. Zombie Megan Fox.... I mean... come on..... NT: Other uses for Zombie Megan Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Zombie Megan Fox.... I mean... come on..... NT: Other uses for Zombie Megan Fox Distracting the zombie hordes so you can escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other uses for Zombie Megan Fox Better acting than the normal Megan Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other uses for Zombie Megan Fox Making the Zombie Apocalypse fun again. NT: Subtle signs that the lead designer of the video game you're playing right now was out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Making the Zombie Apocalypse fun again. NT: Subtle signs that the lead designer of the video game you're playing right now was out of his mind. You have to fight Cthulhu. No, I mean literally have to fight Cthulhu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Making the Zombie Apocalypse fun again. NT: Subtle signs that the lead designer of the video game you're playing right now was out of his mind. "They made a video game based on the FATAL RPG?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You have to swerve to avoid banana peels ? That's rubbish ! Dude ! MarioKart is the MAX. But I'm playing HALO.... NT: Things you don't want from the barbecue or to see on the barbecue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want from the barbecue or to see on the barbecue Zombie Megan Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want from the barbecue or to see on the barbecue Veggie burgers. Humankind didn't climb to the top of the food chain just to become vegetarians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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