Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble now has all the official James Bond DVDs. What on earth is he planning now ? Take copious notes on all the crucial mistakes made by Bond villains so that he can avoid them. Top on the list is "Don't assume James Bond is dead until you see the corpse for yourself". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble now has all the official James Bond DVDs. What on earth is he planning now ? Clone all the Bond girls, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble now has all the official James Bond DVDs. What on earth is he planning now ? To blackmail Q into leaving MI-6 and working for him. NT: Subtle signs the organizer of your church's holiday pageant is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the organizer of your church's holiday pageant is out of his mind. "This Christmas... Spider-man: Turn off the Dark!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the organizer of your church's holiday pageant is out of his mind. "Featuring the music of Black Sabbath!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the organizer of your church's holiday pageant is out of his mind. Um... he volunteered to organize a church holiday pageant. What other evidence do you need that he's out of his mind? NT: What is the secret real reason for all the double-posts on the Hero boards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the secret real reason for all the double-posts on the Hero boards? It's all part of Foxbat's Master Plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Simon is using them as an offset on his tax return Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the secret real reason for all the double-posts on the Hero boards? A quantum singularity is drifting through our part of the Solar System and we are getting echoes off of the caustic surface it makes in the reality manifold. You really don't want to know what's happening in CERN -- no, they didn't create it, it's just bad luck it came by -- as they look for the Higgs Boson. Higgs Newtons, Higgy Pudding, and so on. NT: Reasons to have 6 million pounds of high explosives in and around your back yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons to have 6 million pounds of high explosives in and around your back yard. You can finally get that pesky gopher. And not have to watch him dance to that song from Caddyshack any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons to have 6 million pounds of high explosives in and around your back yard. Sometimes you want to make absolutely sure the burglar never comes back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons to have 6 million pounds of high explosives in and around your back yard. Research, research, research. New Topic: Common problems for which 6 million pounds of high explosives would be a surprisingly effective solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Common problems for which 6 million pounds of high explosives would be a surprisingly effective solution. Long lines at the DMV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Common problems for which 6 million pounds of high explosives would be a surprisingly effective solution. "Let's see the Ducks try to run up the score now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Common problems for which 6 million pounds of high explosives would be a surprisingly effective solution. "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives..." New Topic: Why cross the road Yoda did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To avoid the Stormtrooper break dance competition that was taking up the sidewalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why cross the road Yoda did? Hungry for chicken he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why cross the road Yoda did? On the other side talk normal he can. NT: Worst. Secret. Santa. Gifts. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2012 Report Share Posted December 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst. Secret. Santa. Gifts. Ever. The Collected Works of Ayn Rand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst. Secret. Santa. Gifts. Ever. Six million pounds of high explosives, dropped on your house from fifteen thousand feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst. Secret. Santa. Gifts. Ever. Chlamydia: the gift that keeps on giving. New Topic: Subtle signs that you're now on Santa's naughty list...forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that you're now on Santa's naughty list...forever. The coal he puts in your stockings is on fire. Bonus points if you're still wearing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Maybe because of the eight reindeer heads you have proudly displayed in your house ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that you're now on Santa's naughty list...forever. You don't get coal. You get bags of burned coal, that is, fly ash. And the bags generally have been dropped from height and burst in your living room so the ash is spread thickly across everything. NT: The course is HERO 101. The final exam is today. What are the questions on the exam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2012 Report Share Posted December 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The course is HERO 101. The final exam is today. What are the questions on the exam? Build Superman on 400 Points. Remember to show your work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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