Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things that Lance Armstrong can apologise for (difficulty nothing to do with cycling) It being so easy to burn a frozen thin-crust pizza. Someone owes me an apology over it -- might as well be him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things that Lance Armstrong can apologise for (difficulty nothing to do with cycling) For me not being able to find good jazz in the library under "Armstrong, L.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things that Lance Armstrong can apologise for (difficulty nothing to do with cycling) Giving European sports an American to persecute and decry, letting them continue to overlook and fail to act against the fundamental corruption in European-dominated international sports organizations like FIFA and the IOC. NT: Bad ideas for a new fast food franchise concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad ideas for a new fast food franchise concept. Kentucky Fried Kittehs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad ideas for a new fast food franchise concept. Rocky Mountain Oysters On A Stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad ideas for a new fast food franchise concept. Rat & Roach. "If you think our name is disgusting, you should see our menu!" NT: Subtle signs the guy teaching you how to bowl for the first time is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the guy teaching you how to bowl for the first time is out of his mind. "You put the ball in that end, then aim it at the pins and light the fuse. Bowling ball, cannonball, same thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's dressed in a Salvation Army Worker's uniform. (Only those who are old enough to remember "Laverne and Shirley" might get this reference) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the guy teaching you how to bowl for the first time is out of his mind. He gives you a pencil, some paper, a scientific calculator, and a physics textbook and tells you to work out the trajectories before you touch a bowling ball. Edit: Oops, that's three. Stupid lag! New Topic: How many Hero gamers does it take to change a light bulb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How many Hero gamers does it take to change a light bulb! One, who buys 'Transform burnt out lightbulb to functioning lightbulb' with a Multipower slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How many Hero gamers does it take to change a light bulb! All of them. One to create a power to change a light ball. Several hundred to claim he got the endurance cost wrong. Several hundred to claim it's unbalancing. And one to design a more efficient version of the original power. And repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How many Hero gamers does it take to change a light bulb! Depends on genre. In Champions and Pulp Hero, one. In Fantasy Hero, no one can do it, because there are no light bulbs (they're called "Light Spells"). (The same thing is true for Star Hero, but for slightly different reasons.) In Dark Champions it is recommended that you have a half-squad for this mission plus one or preferably two heavy weapons from company level. NT: More Dark Champions missions that only require half a squad plus one heavy weapon backup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More Dark Champions missions that only require half a squad plus one heavy weapon backup. "I'm gong to the cafeteria across the street. Anybody want anything?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More Dark Champions missions that only require half a squad plus one heavy weapon backup. "Your father has been at the bar all night. You go tell him to get his butt back here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat teh bunneh is off his Meds again. NT: What is on your favorite T Shirt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The remnants of tonight's dinner, most likely. I'm a messy eater. Seriously, though, a picture of a winged red ox with the caption "Secret Society of the Redox". A student in my AP Chem class two years ago made them for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is on your favorite T Shirt ? SARCASM: Just one more service I offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is on your favorite T Shirt ? Ooo, I've got two -- got them for Christmas. A Nostromo crew tee, and a Voight-Kampff Interrogations tee. My brothers would've gotten me a Miscatonic U. Med School tee, but they were out of print. NT: Exactly what meds were Teh Bunneh on to begin with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Prozac and some pro-psychotic medicine. See he can't get psycho naturally like the rest of us. He has to fake it wiith farm and suit i culs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Exactly what meds were Teh Bunneh on to begin with? Cognac, Cuban cigars, and the lamentations of his enemies' women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Exactly what meds were Teh Bunneh on to begin with? Vitamins to improve his vision. He needs it to be ready when Anya shows up from Sunnydale looking for blood. NT: Subtle signs your piloted giant robot was built by the lowest bidder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The armor plating -- it's cardboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The computer system. Let's just say Windows 95 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Vitamins to improve his vision. He needs it to be ready when Anya shows up from Sunnydale looking for blood. NT: Subtle signs your piloted giant robot was built by the lowest bidder. The robot covers the entire floor of a huge room -- but it's only 6" tall. Oh, that's not what you meant by "lowest" bidder. My bad. NT: Dumbest ideas to come out of Stark Industries since the Cardboard Giant Robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs your piloted giant robot was built by the lowest bidder. Instead of a matched pair of exawatt X-ray laser cannons in an autocollimating mount to bring both to the same target point at any distance, it has two handheld red laser pointers that don't even bear on the same direction, let alone the same aiming point. NT: Ineffective power sources for your low-bid giant robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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