Tim Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Companies that should not advertise on Television "Tired of real men? Then come to the Dildo Doctor. We will custom fit you for your own personal plastic pen**. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "...and remember I'm not just the President of NAMBLA, I am also a Member!" (For Thrak ) NT: Bad Airline slogans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: Bad Airline slogans "FedAir: When you need to get to Las Vegas and your luggage needs to get to Sheboygan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Southwest Airlines. Now with 45% customer satisfaction!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We have the highest on-target ratings of any airline." NT: Things you don't want to hear from your psychiatrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Uhhhh - who are you again? Oh, never mind, just blab away like they all do..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Uhm... should the bullets be point forward or backwards in the clip... nevermind... it fits this way. Ok. Go ahead and tell me about all your petty, insignificant whines." *strained smile* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat my wife left me, can I hold yours? NT: Worlds greatest scientist Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worlds greatest scientist "I've hacked into God's hard drive! Now every woman on Earth is going to look like Ryoko!" "thank Giod! For a moment I thought you were going to make eveyr woman on earth look like Washu!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worlds greatest scientist I have invented the first condom for an amoeba!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worlds greatest scientist "I've finally discovered a cure for Mightybec's condition." NT: Things not to say in NYC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things not to say in NYC. Yankees suck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yeah yeah. I know they're figments of Fred's imagination, but I was able to feed their personalities into these lifelike, flesh-wrapped cybernetic organisms utilizing an advanced turing program based on their responses. AND I made them bisexual." NT: Places you do NOT want to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Woops... Too slow. Things you don't want to say in NYC: "Here, could you hold my wallet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Things you don't want to say in NYC: "Did you see those towers go down? WICKED!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Places you do NOT want to be. "Harry, when you said "Black Hole of Calcutta", I didn't think you were speaking in astronimical terms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Places you do not want to be. We overlapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Places you don't want to be. Mightybec's boudoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I know it's not my plact, but to get back on track: NT:The REAL reason Dr. Destroyer is as evil as he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We actually need one more Places you would rather NOT be before the Dr Destroyer one goes into effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Places you do not want to be. What’s this place called again? ‘Neverland’? NT:The REAL reason Dr. Destroyer is as evil as he is “Hey, this rap music is pretty good.†Does this catch us up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yes Vanguard and Thanks. NT:The REAL reason Dr. Destroyer is as evil as he is 'I'm sorry Albert but I intend to marry Ronald Reagan. Hope you're not upset' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I love you Furbie... you're so cute and sweet and... OH GOD! OH GOD! GET OFF MY FACE! STOP BITING! STOP BITING! MOOOMMMEEEEEE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I love you Furbie... you're so cute and sweet and... OH GOD! OH GOD! GET OFF MY FACE! STOP BITING! STOP BITING! MOOOMMMEEEEEE!" That's three. New topic, Doug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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