Battlestaff Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT. Signs that someone hasn't seen a film they claim to have or have got the plot wrong completely. I havent't liked Bruce Willis ever since he made that snuff porno. You know, 'Die Hard.' death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I just hate that Michael Moore. I don't think he should try to make documentaries based on Bradbury's books." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sleepers was SUCH a funny movie - I laughed the whole way through!" *shudder* NT: First thing you'd do if Citizen's Arrests were made legal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Robin Williams ? Julia Roberts ? Citizens Arrest for making Peter Pan SUCK ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Mayor Dailey, step away from the podium. You're under arrest for being too stupid to speak." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: First thing you'd do if Citizen's Arrests were made legal. Paris Hilton, you are under arrest for being too blond in public... Move along... NT: Things you wouldn't want to hear from a stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris Hilton, you are under arrest for being too blond in public... Move along... NT: Things you wouldn't want to hear from a stripper. I'm really a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Careful honey... I'm still sore from where the doctors took away my penis and testicles..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you wouldn't want to hear from a stripper. "I just hope that incontinence thing doesn't hit me mid-show like it did last night..." NT: Things you don't wanna hear from your grandparent(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Woman, I just popped a chubby. Now hobble on over here so I can tap that wrinkly ass of yours!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Did you know your grandma and I are ALSO brother and sister?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't wanna hear from your grandparent(s). Let me tell you about the night your momma was conceived. It started out with a bottle of Jack Daniels and your grandma in a negligee....... NT: Things you don't want to hear your accountant say around tax time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The IRS are just outside. Deny everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Be right with you, I just need a little top-up" followed by the sound of heavy snorting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm sorry, but I'll be in Brazil until the extradition efforts die down. Remember, pack a lot of Ky Jelly." NT: Things you do not want to see as a giant robo attack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OH NO ! IT'S MECHA BARNEY ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "He's about to destroy the statue of liberty... oh wait, he's not destroying it he's... oh my... now that's just not riiiight... At least buy her choclates first you bastard!" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you do not want to see as a giant robo attack... "A giant robot of Lost in Space's robot? That's doesn't even make sense. Though he is nice enough to tell us we're all in danger." NT: Bad ways for your significant other to hint that maybe you should be tested for an STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Look dear ! If you go through with one medical test you get a second free ! Hey I Know ! Let's get tested for syphillis ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *A romantic card* Roses are Red Violets are Blue I’ve got lip warts You may soon too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Marriage licenses require an STD test, anyway. Let's do a test run, y'know, just in case." NT: Best way to pass a day at work when you wanted to call in sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Marriage licenses require an STD test, anyway. Let's do a test run, y'know, just in case." NT: Best way to pass a day at work when you wanted to call in sick. "I will now cough, hack, and sneeze to the tune of the William Tell Overture..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat One of these Phlems is not like the other... Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best way to pass a day at work when you wanted to call in sick. If you need me, I'll be passed out in my office. NT: SciFi crossovers that don't work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kirk: Enterprise, this is the away party; this is an earth like environment...wait what are those... small voice: Prepare to Care... This week on Startrek vs Carebears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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