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"Mayor Dailey, step away from the podium. You're under arrest for being too stupid to speak."

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NT: First thing you'd do if Citizen's Arrests were made legal.

Paris Hilton, you are under arrest for being too blond in public... Move along...

 

 

NT: Things you wouldn't want to hear from a stripper.

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Paris Hilton, you are under arrest for being too blond in public... Move along...

 

 

NT: Things you wouldn't want to hear from a stripper.

 

 

I'm really a guy.

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"Careful honey... I'm still sore from where the doctors took away my penis and testicles..."

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NT: Things you wouldn't want to hear from a stripper.

"I just hope that incontinence thing doesn't hit me mid-show like it did last night..."

 

 

NT: Things you don't wanna hear from your grandparent(s).

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"Woman, I just popped a chubby. Now hobble on over here so I can tap that wrinkly ass of yours!"

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NT: Things you don't wanna hear from your grandparent(s).

Let me tell you about the night your momma was conceived. It started out with a bottle of Jack Daniels and your grandma in a negligee.......

 

NT: Things you don't want to hear your accountant say around tax time

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"I'm sorry, but I'll be in Brazil until the extradition efforts die down. Remember, pack a lot of Ky Jelly."

 

NT: Things you do not want to see as a giant robo attack...

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NT: Things you do not want to see as a giant robo attack...

"A giant robot of Lost in Space's robot? That's doesn't even make sense. Though he is nice enough to tell us we're all in danger."

 

NT: Bad ways for your significant other to hint that maybe you should be tested for an STD.

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"Marriage licenses require an STD test, anyway. Let's do a test run, y'know, just in case."

 

NT: Best way to pass a day at work when you wanted to call in sick.

 

"I will now cough, hack, and sneeze to the tune of the William Tell Overture..."

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NT: Best way to pass a day at work when you wanted to call in sick.

 

If you need me, I'll be passed out in my office.

 

 

NT: SciFi crossovers that don't work

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