AliceTheOwl Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Melted ice cream. NT: Failed Bath & Body Works scents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Unwashed masses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Failed Bath & Body Works scents. Eau du Bier Skunkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat After-Workout Armpit Musk. NT: Favorite Christopher Guest/Billy Crystal shlub self abuses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know when you take a pile of carpter tacks and spread them all over the living room floor. Then you jump naked on them with a lemon spritz? I hate when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know when you smear yourself with honey and berry juice, strip down to your underwear, and walk into a pit of bears who had been starved for a week? I hate it when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know when you smear yourself with honey and berry juice, strip down to your underwear, and walk into a pit of bears who had been starved for a week? I hate it when that happens. You know when you do something thats meant to be funny but only gets a half hearted "ha" when you repeat it to people? I hate it when that happens. __________________ NT: You Suck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Every last scrap of chrome off an 18" trailer hitch, baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know when you do something thats meant to be funny but only gets a half hearted "ha" when you repeat it to people? I hate it when that happens. __________________ NT: You Suck? Like a conehead doing the vacuuming. Only with beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rage or somebody, new topic time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rage or somebody' date=' new topic time...[/quote'] Aerosol cheese out of the can, baby. NT: Really bad dance moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat This is called the 'Obnoxious Pelvic Thrust at your boyfriend' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad dance moves. I call this "The Elaine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat THis is the "Electric Robot Dominatrix Boogie" NT: Signs your clothes are out of fashion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you go into a club in your hip and trendy gear and the kids offer you a seat not out of sarcasm but out of genuine concern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Despite your best efforts to use color-stay detergents, the neon colors are STILL faded to a brightness you can look straight at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your clothes are out of fashion Movie costume designers ask if they can look through your closet to get an idea what people wore 'back then' for a period-piece movie they are making. NT: Lines you won't hear from the the director of a Steven Seagal movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu King Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay, Steven...this is the scene. You and Anthony Michael Hall are wearing bras on your heads, and trying to make a Kelly LebRock of your very own..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Cut! Aw, c'mon! You can be cuter and cuddlier than THAT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We were fortunate to have depth and nuance in our lead actor..." NT: Last thing said before a computer bites the dust Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We were fortunate to have depth and nuance in our lead actor..." NT: Last thing said before a computer bites the dust "What does all THAT stuff mean? Oh, well; I'll just reboot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Let me save this important document" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Let me save this important document" "Man, this game is gonna be so cool. I hear the graphics are hype! Hey, what that smell of circuitry melting?" NT: Top Slogan's for Mightybec's Brown Tea (tequila made after Bec's cactus... stimulation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Straight from the Ass to the Bottle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 12, 2005 Report Share Posted April 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You won't believe what you're drinking!" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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