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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"You know, maybe you shouldn't go to that Rolling Stones concert tonight, Jeff. Wait... hold on... Okay. Yeah, go to the concert. (hushed tones) Damn... I didn't know he'd be the Republican candidate in '99... Oh hell! No... stay home!" (starts beating on minimonitor, throws his hands up in disgust and pulls out a .38...)

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: World's worst newsreader

 

"/Look to Camera 1/ Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness News. I'm /say your name/ and this is /gesture toward co-anchor/ Lenna White..."

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"Unite to form the double-backed, eight-legged spitting walrus."

 

(God, I love and miss Joe-Bob Briggs.)

 

NT: Best Joe-Bob Briggs "X-Fu" moniker for combat.

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