Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can't stop me! I'm --------------! I'm just finished consuming eight liters of Mountain Dew, six Snickers bars, and a box of Twinkies! I'm so wired that if you clamped a cable on each thumb I could jump-start a Greyhound Bus! NOW I'M GONNA GET THOSE CHEETOS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat you can't stop me! I'm your only child! That kind of thing is verboten these days. It's disenfranchising. NT: So that's where I left my ________ It's always in the ________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat you can't stop me! I'm your only child! That kind of thing is verboten these days. It's disenfranchising. NT: So that's where I left my ________ It's always in the ________! So that's where I left my brain. It's always in the gutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So that's where I left my tubo charged flying chainsaw. It's always in the back of my last victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So that's where I left my moss-covered three-handled family credenza. It's always in the refrigerator next to the Green Eggs and Ham! NT: The only way the next Dr. Seuss feature film could possibly be worse than the Mike Meyers Cat in the Hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yes, the Horton Hears a Who film will be fabulous, baby. Brad Pitt will play Horton - no, not the voice, I mean the role. Huh? No, not CGI, just him, walking and talking. We didn't feel an elephant was a good figure for this role in this day and age. Instead, he's a ninja working for a drug cartel, and he comes across an opium poppy that has the plans for nuclear destruction on it. Huh, the Whos? Well, we got rid of them, but there are little midgets he has to fight we call the Who-Men..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The only way the next Dr. Seuss feature film could possibly be worse than the Mike Meyers Cat in the Hat. He will do it in a boat. He will do it with a goat. He will do it to get paid Watch this elephant go get ****. HORTON HEARS A HO Rated NC-17 for nudity and sexual situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The only way the next Dr. Seuss feature film could possibly be worse than the Mike Meyers Cat in the Hat. Green eggs and ham is politically incorrect as it discriminates against the colour green for one thing. So we are going with a neutral colour like tope. The other thing is that it is a bit preachy so we're going to have a cute kid sort of like a young Malcauley Culkin and some puppies and not ram a morality message down people's throats. Now to garner the 18-24 audience of young males we are using babes in bikinis and explosions. NT: In the name of the Lord, why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In the name of the Lord, why ? I was drunk, and I was 17, and I needed the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He said he was "In Oil". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In the name of the Lord' date=' why ?[/quote'] I was there, he was there, the Burmese Tiger Trap was standing open right there, and there was the Burmese Tiger. I knew I couldn't outrun the Tiger, but at least I could outrun CARL. So, you ask why? I ask "Why Not?" NT: How are you going to prove in court that you actually exist assuming you cannot be present in person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat As long as you have a Social Security Number, you exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How are you going to prove in court that you actually exist assuming you cannot be present in person? I do not exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How are you going to prove in court that you actually exist assuming you cannot be present in person? Well, someone had to mail the judge that pie-in-the-face-ogram. NT: Your first indication in the morning that this is going to be A Bad Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your first indication in the morning that this is going to be A Bad Day. You wake up next to the wrong Exotic Alien Babe -- the one whose mission is to eat your kidneys and send your soul to the Ninth Circle of Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your first indication in the morning that this is going to be A Bad Day. You wake up at 5:23 AM to the sound of a loud argument on your front porch, the participants of which are three cops serving warrants, two repo men, a DEA team, two radio shock-jocks and a camera crew from Sixty Minutes, all bickering over who has priority on your sorry ***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's Thursday. NT: Inappropriate Greetings to the sovereign of a nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Greetings to the sovereign of a nation. Greeting, you pansy waist, surrender monkey, Frenchmen dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Greetings to the sovereign of a nation. Hey Georgiiiieeee baabbeeeeee ! How's it hanging dude ? Want a spliff and a babe ? Tell your frigid bodyguards to chill and get wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate Greetings to the sovereign of a nation. "Bummer about the bullet, Mr. Lincoln, but wasn't that a hilarious play?" NT: Signs the President of the United States (not neccesarily a specific one) has been replaced by a Doppleganger from the Dark Dimension of Gweem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the President of the United States (not neccesarily a specific one) has been replaced by a Doppleganger from the Dark Dimension of Gweem. Demonstrating a deep concern for the American people and future of this nation, he refuses to bow to corporate interests or other special interest groups. His only goal is to serve the public trust. Also, he fights Vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You mean there are some recently who HAVEN'T been ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You mean there are some recently who HAVEN'T been ? Pardon the OT, but I just realized you changed your handle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How do you change names? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Just PM Dan and ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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