Tim Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fictional character you'd like to date, and why. Shake, Fry, and Meatball. I'm sure they are well past their experation date, and since they are not funny, I can throw them out with thte rest of the garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A Vampire. I wanna live forever. NT: Penalties you would like to see imposed and for what that aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Penalties you would like to see imposed and for what that aren't. If someone takes my space after I've shoveled out the snow, I should be legally permitted to have their car towed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For having skeletons in the closet, being turned into a zombie. Viva the Necromancy front ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For bad humor; a beautiful woman to keep me ...er, the perp occupied so he can't speak. NT The Punisher's last words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Punisher's last words. "I.. coulda had a MAC-10!" Perhaps a bit too obfuscated.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT The Punisher's last words. "What do you mean Steve's stats for military hardware aren't being used in this campaign?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Shot guns don't go *Snikt*" NT: Wolverine's Last Words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wolverine's Last Words. "Please, even the web-head can take Firelord!" [sound of cosmic flames] [clink of bits of metal falling to the ground] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wolverine's Last Words. "Bub." (drum sting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Thank God it's finally over." NT: Signs that you're in a Star Wars fan film rather than a Lucasfilm production. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you're in a Star Wars fan film rather than a Lucasfilm production. "Hey, this is kind of entertaining!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you're in a Star Wars fan film rather than a Lucasfilm production. "Help me, Mary-Sue Kenobi, you're my only hope." Cancer and Basil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Half of the galaxy are jedi, half sith, and half smugglers... NT: Signs that you might not be as invincible as you once believed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Half of the galaxy are jedi, half sith, and half smugglers... NT: Signs that you might not be as invincible as you once believed. The stiff muscles after your last fight turn out to be rigor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you might not be as invincible as you once believed. You find yourself getting killed in some ridiculous way after exclaiming your invincibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you might not be as invincible as you once believed. You find yourself rolling in fetal position in the gutter three minutes after a 13-year-old shoplifter had kicked you in the groin while making his getaway with a can of beer, a carton of Camels, and a Penthouse Letters from the local 7-11. NT: The "super suit" you are suggesting your moronic co-worker wear after you convince him he has super powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat With my co-workers? A cape and tassells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The "super suit" you are suggesting your moronic co-worker wear after you convince him he has super powers. String Bikini, high boots, and a red, white and blue bra on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat String Bikini' date=' high boots, and a red, white and blue bra on the head.[/quote'] That was YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The "super suit" you are suggesting your moronic co-worker wear after you convince him he has super powers. "Here, take this pill. It gorws a costume under your clothes that will react with your powers. So all you have to do to do super-stuff is strip." "Cool!" "Yeah, especially in the winter...." NT: Signs that your plastic surgery did not give you the desired results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ahem, when I said I wanted another two inches, I didn't mean to my waistline!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When I said rhinoplasty I thought you would work on my nose not give my plasters that looked like rhinos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your plastic surgery did not give you the desired results. "This chin-penis is just not the chick magnet I thought it would be." NT: One time in band camp ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: One time in band camp ... I stuck a pu55y in my flute. (friggin' kitty squealed for days, too) What? Edited cuz the moderators don't like cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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