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4 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Things other than the Vice Presidency that aren't worth a bucket of warm spit.

Being the District of Columbia's "delegate" to the House of Representatives (DC was established more than two hundred years ago and still has no actual representatives in Congress. Delegates can speak on the House Floor (although they are rarely asked to) but cannot vote or introduce legislation.

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On 9/29/2019 at 4:50 PM, Cancer said:

NT: Things other than the Vice Presidency that aren't worth a bucket of warm spit.

Being Lord High Executioner of the town of Titipu.

 

NT: Subtle signs the President of the fictional central Asian state of Gatchastan is out of his mind. (Other than, of course, being the President of the fictional Central Asian state of Gatchastan)

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22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the President of the fictional central Asian state of Gatchastan is out of his mind. (Other than, of course, being the President of the fictional Central Asian state of Gatchastan)

 

He plays golf with Trump, Kim, and Putin.

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On September 30, 2019 at 7:50 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the President of the fictional central Asian state of Gatchastan is out of his mind. (Other than, of course, being the President of the fictional Central Asian state of Gatchastan)

 

He has proposed a defensive alliance with the also fictional state of Hardyoliver to stave off the threat posed by Laurelstan.

 

NT: The most important exports from Gatchastan.  Extra difficulty: they must all involve legumes.

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On 10/2/2019 at 8:12 PM, Cancer said:

NT: The most important exports from Gatchastan.  Extra difficulty: they must all involve legumes.

Super-technology in refrigerators, microwaves, and toaster ovens.

 

NT: What the super-technology in your new Gatchastani-manufactured microwave oven actually does.

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1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: What the super-technology in your new Gatchastani-manufactured microwave oven actually does.

 

They have collected the hundreds of tons of high-level fallout from the old 1950s & 1960s Soviet atmospheric nuclear weapon tests (which were all in that part of the USSR that is now Gatchastan) and concentrated it, making 40-gram pellets of the "demons' puke", so that a special "Micro-HOT!" unit is part of each oven's turntable assembly.  The "active light" while the oven's heating cycle is active is a creepy blue color....

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On October 3, 2019 at 9:22 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: What the super-technology in your new Gatchastani-manufactured microwave oven actually does.

 

When you push the two-humped button, it says "The camel says 'Hronnk'" in Gatchastani.

 

NT: There's a Gatchastani proverb that ends, "They are cheap, and they burn well."  Suggest what the original proverb referred to, and what it refers to now.

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7 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: There's a Gatchastani proverb that ends, "They are cheap, and they burn well."  Suggest what the original proverb referred to, and what it refers to now.

 

Originally: Camel chips (chips of camel dung)

 

Now: Gatchastani politicians 

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17 minutes ago, Pariah said:

Originally: Camel chips (chips of camel dung)

 

Now: Gatchastani politicians 

 

There's a difference?

 

8 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: There's a Gatchastani proverb that ends, "They are cheap, and they burn well."  Suggest what the original proverb referred to, and what it refers to now.

 

Originally, tabloid newspapers.


Now, copies of the Gatchastani Constitution.

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On 10/6/2019 at 9:16 PM, Cancer said:

NT: There's a Gatchastani proverb that ends, "They are cheap, and they burn well."  Suggest what the original proverb referred to, and what it refers to now.

Originally, it was the troops of nearby Laurelstan.

 

Now, it's Laurelstani political manifestos.

 

They really don't like Laurelstan.

 

NT: How Gatchastan intends to finally win their endless war against neighboring Laurelstan.

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: How Gatchastan intends to finally win their endless war against neighboring Laurelstan.

 

By sending a goodwill gift of many dozens of casks of highly potent Garchastani spirits to the Army. Once the Laurenstani soldiers are all drunk beyond the point of resistance, the Gatchastanis can move in and take over the place with relative impunity.

 

 

New Topic: Once Gatchastan has finally conquered their irritating neighbors once and for all, the Supreme Leader and Beloved President For Life of Gatchastan reveals that he is actually.....

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2 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Once Gatchastan has finally conquered their irritating neighbors once and for all, the Supreme Leader and Beloved President For Life of Gatchastan reveals that he is actually.....

 

Another one of Old Man's old sockpuppets.

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22 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Once Gatchastan has finally conquered their irritating neighbors once and for all, the Supreme Leader and Beloved President For Life of Gatchastan reveals that he is actually.....

General Zod. But he's tired of people kneeling to him instead of the kowtow he deserves.

 

NT: Special qualities required of the American ambassador to Gatchastan.

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9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Special qualities required of the American ambassador to Gatchastan.

 

He, she, or it must speak Ewok (a Gatchastani Ewok-American might be ideal), and it is strongly hoped that he, she, or it will have a dynamite recipe for curried locusts.

 

NT: Side dishes to accompany curried locusts in Gatchastani cuisine.

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