Pariah Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Side dishes to accompany curried locusts in Gatchastani cuisine. Lots and lots of booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 5:56 PM, Cancer said: NT: Side dishes to accompany curried locusts in Gatchastani cuisine. Mashed potatoes with termite gravy, washed down with cricket soda. NT: Subtle signs the generals in command of your armed forces can no longer be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 Their uniforms have corporate logos on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the generals in command of your armed forces can no longer be trusted. They demand payment in Gatchastani ducats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 On October 15, 2019 at 11:21 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the generals in command of your armed forces can no longer be trusted. The targets in the training ground firing ranges all resemble you. NT: Terrifying questions for Cancer to put on the practice exam of his Solar System astronomy class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Terrifying questions for Cancer to put on the practice exam of his Solar System astronomy class. Calculate the odds of anything coming from Mars, keeping in mind those unexpected streaks of light from the planet surface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Terrifying questions for Cancer to put on the practice exam of his Solar System astronomy class. What makes you thing you'll pass bearing in mind I am the one setting the exam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 On 10/18/2019 at 6:41 PM, Cancer said: NT: Terrifying questions for Cancer to put on the practice exam of his Solar System astronomy class. How many megatons of explosives would it take to destroy that asteroid that will hit the Earth two days after this exam? NT: Subtle signs the asteroid about to hit the Earth is not much of a threat after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: How many megatons of explosives would it take to destroy that asteroid that will hit the Earth two days after this exam? NT: Subtle signs the asteroid about to hit the Earth is not much of a threat after all. We call it "Nerf One" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 It gets introduced on the Barney Dinosaur show with an announcement that they are "friends". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the asteroid about to hit the Earth is not much of a threat after all. It weighs in at a whopping 15 million Planck masses. New Topic: Pariah has just won a jillion dollars in the lottery! After telling his student loan company to get bent, what does he do with the rest of the money? (Difficulty: No serious or practical suggestions.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 16 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Pariah has just won a jillion dollars in the lottery! After telling his student loan company to get bent, what does he do with the rest of the money? (Difficulty: No serious or practical suggestions.) Build a Money Bin so he can go swimming in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Pariah has just won a jillion dollars in the lottery! After telling his student loan company to get bent, what does he do with the rest of the money? (Difficulty: No serious or practical suggestions.) Build the World Test Facility Particle Collider (WTFPC), an accelerator that works initially on electrons and positrons but is upgradable to other particles, and runs literally the circumference of the world on some great circle or other (you need the biggest possible radius to keep synchrotron radiation losses manageable), and solve particle physics Once and For All. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 14 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Pariah has just won a jillion dollars in the lottery! After telling his student loan company to get bent, what does he do with the rest of the money? (Difficulty: No serious or practical suggestions.) Builds a wall, no, a concrete dome over Washington DC to keep all the politicians at bay. NT: Pariah decides to use part of his newfound riches to run for President! What are his campaign promises or slogans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: Builds a wall, no, a concrete dome over Washington DC to keep all the politicians at bay. You forgot the part about filling it with water afterward. 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Pariah decides to use part of his newfound riches to run for President! What are his campaign promises or slogans? I hereby promise to throw all the anti-vaxxers, climate change deniers, flat-Earthers, and other associated anti-science quacks into the Pit of Misery. Dilly dilly! BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 On October 25, 2019 at 4:18 AM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Pariah decides to use part of his newfound riches to run for President! What are his campaign promises or slogans? "Better Living Through Chemistry" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 On 10/25/2019 at 4:18 AM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Pariah decides to use part of his newfound riches to run for President! What are his campaign promises or slogans? "Proxima Centauri or Fight!" NT: Unexpected consequences of the invention of galactic teleportation within the next decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 Thomas Carlyle is recognized as a prophet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 All the other planets out there learn that Earth is the only one with chocolate... so we constantly get invaded. Until they also learn we're the only planet with reality TV, at which point they start staying away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 17 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected consequences of the invention of galactic teleportation within the next decade. The technology opens up dozens of other worlds for flat-Earthers to travel to...and then declare that they're all flat, too. New Topic: Someone has finally invented galactic teleportation...and Foxbat found out about it, stole it, and started to use it. Naturally, hilarity has ensued. How so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 On October 18, 2019 at 6:41 PM, Cancer said: NT: Terrifying questions for Cancer to put on the practice exam of his Solar System astronomy class. Off Topic: the correct answer seems to be: All of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 On October 29, 2019 at 1:49 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Someone has finally invented galactic teleportation...and Foxbat found out about it, stole it, and started to use it. Naturally, hilarity has ensued. How so? With Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars as background music, the ad for timeshare homes on 61 Virginis c says, "You'll probably make it home alive..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 On 10/29/2019 at 1:49 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Someone has finally invented galactic teleportation...and Foxbat found out about it, stole it, and started to use it. Naturally, hilarity has ensued. How so? A massive cosplay LARP of Stargate SG-1 with everyone carrying real guns and Foxbat (still dressed as Foxbat) playing Colonel O'Neill. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 On 10/29/2019 at 1:49 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Someone has finally invented galactic teleportation...and Foxbat found out about it, stole it, and started to use it. Naturally, hilarity has ensued. How so? That creature who showed up in downtown Boise and started eating Subarus is his "new sidekick" -- for about seventeen and a half seconds.... NT: The Fictional Central Asian republic of Gatchastan has invented Galactic Teleportation! What are the consequences of this great discovery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The Fictional Central Asian republic of Gatchastan has invented Galactic Teleportation! What are the consequences of this great discovery? Donald Trump claims he helped invent it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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