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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the generals in command of your armed forces can no longer be trusted.

 

They demand payment in Gatchastani ducats.

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On October 15, 2019 at 11:21 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the generals in command of your armed forces can no longer be trusted.

 

The targets in the training ground firing ranges all resemble you.

 

NT: Terrifying questions for Cancer to put on the practice exam of his Solar System astronomy class.

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On 10/18/2019 at 6:41 PM, Cancer said:

NT: Terrifying questions for Cancer to put on the practice exam of his Solar System astronomy class.

How many megatons of explosives would it take to destroy that asteroid that will hit the Earth two days after this exam?

 

NT: Subtle signs the asteroid about to hit the Earth is not much of a threat after all.

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9 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

How many megatons of explosives would it take to destroy that asteroid that will hit the Earth two days after this exam?

 

NT: Subtle signs the asteroid about to hit the Earth is not much of a threat after all.

 

We call it "Nerf One"

 

 

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4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the asteroid about to hit the Earth is not much of a threat after all.

 

It weighs in at a whopping 15 million Planck masses.

 

New Topic: Pariah has just won a jillion dollars in the lottery! After telling his student loan company to get bent, what does he do with the rest of the money? (Difficulty: No serious or practical suggestions.)

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2 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Pariah has just won a jillion dollars in the lottery! After telling his student loan company to get bent, what does he do with the rest of the money? (Difficulty: No serious or practical suggestions.)

 

Build the World Test Facility Particle Collider (WTFPC), an accelerator that works initially on electrons and positrons but is upgradable to other particles, and runs literally the circumference of the world on some great circle or other (you need the biggest possible radius to keep synchrotron radiation losses manageable), and solve particle physics Once and For All.

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14 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Pariah has just won a jillion dollars in the lottery! After telling his student loan company to get bent, what does he do with the rest of the money? (Difficulty: No serious or practical suggestions.)

 

Builds a wall, no, a concrete dome over Washington DC to keep all the politicians at bay.

 

NT:  Pariah decides to use part of his newfound riches to run for President!  What are his campaign promises or slogans?

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2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

Builds a wall, no, a concrete dome over Washington DC to keep all the politicians at bay.

 

You forgot the part about filling it with water afterward. 

 

 

2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Pariah decides to use part of his newfound riches to run for President!  What are his campaign promises or slogans?

 

I hereby promise to throw all the anti-vaxxers, climate change deniers, flat-Earthers, and other associated anti-science quacks into the Pit of Misery. Dilly dilly!

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On October 25, 2019 at 4:18 AM, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Pariah decides to use part of his newfound riches to run for President!  What are his campaign promises or slogans?

 

"Better Living Through Chemistry"

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On 10/25/2019 at 4:18 AM, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Pariah decides to use part of his newfound riches to run for President!  What are his campaign promises or slogans?

 

"Proxima Centauri or Fight!"

 

NT: Unexpected consequences of the invention of galactic teleportation within the next decade.

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17 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Unexpected consequences of the invention of galactic teleportation within the next decade.

 

The technology opens up dozens of other worlds for flat-Earthers to travel to...and then declare that they're all flat, too.

 

New Topic: Someone has finally invented galactic teleportation...and Foxbat found out about it, stole it, and started to use it. Naturally, hilarity has ensued. How so? 

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On October 18, 2019 at 6:41 PM, Cancer said:

NT: Terrifying questions for Cancer to put on the practice exam of his Solar System astronomy class.

 

Off Topic: the correct answer seems to be: All of them.  :stupid:

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On October 29, 2019 at 1:49 PM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Someone has finally invented galactic teleportation...and Foxbat found out about it, stole it, and started to use it. Naturally, hilarity has ensued. How so? 

 

With Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars as background music, the ad for timeshare homes on 61 Virginis c says, "You'll probably make it home alive..."

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On 10/29/2019 at 1:49 PM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Someone has finally invented galactic teleportation...and Foxbat found out about it, stole it, and started to use it. Naturally, hilarity has ensued. How so? 

A massive cosplay LARP of Stargate SG-1 with everyone carrying real guns and Foxbat (still dressed as Foxbat) playing Colonel O'Neill.

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On 10/29/2019 at 1:49 PM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Someone has finally invented galactic teleportation...and Foxbat found out about it, stole it, and started to use it. Naturally, hilarity has ensued. How so? 

That creature who showed up in downtown Boise and started eating Subarus is his "new sidekick" -- for about seventeen and a half seconds....

 

NT: The Fictional Central Asian republic of Gatchastan has invented Galactic Teleportation! What are the consequences of this great discovery?

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13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: The Fictional Central Asian republic of Gatchastan has invented Galactic Teleportation! What are the consequences of this great discovery?

 

Donald Trump claims he helped invent it.

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