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1 hour ago, death tribble said:

Making voodoo dolls of Batman

 

New Topic: What the New England Patriots will do now that their season has ended early

 

Sell a few more souls and re-up on their pact with the Evil Powers.

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4 hours ago, death tribble said:

New Topic: What the New England Patriots will do now that their season has ended early

 

Make sure their balls are properly deflated for next season.

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5 hours ago, death tribble said:

New Topic: What the New England Patriots will do now that their season has ended early

Go back to R'lyeh to report their failure to their lord and master Cthulhu, hoping he won't eat too many of them this time.

 

NT: More subtle signs that Cthulhu has taken a great interest in your personal affairs.

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: More subtle signs that Cthulhu has taken a great interest in your personal affairs.

 

The company servicing my student loans can, for the very first time, realistically be considered the lesser of two evils.

 

New Topic: Tom Brady has announced that he's not returning to the New England Patriots next season.* What will he be doing instead? (The more bizarre, the better.)

 

*Not really. My apologies to those whose hopes I've falsely raised.

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17 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Tom Brady has announced that he's not returning to the New England Patriots next season.* What will he be doing instead? (The more bizarre, the better.)

Going to a very hot place, because Mephistopheles made a deal with him twenty years ago and it's time to collect.

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6 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Tom Brady has announced that he's not returning to the New England Patriots next season.* What will he be doing instead? (The more bizarre, the better.)

 

*Not really. My apologies to those whose hopes I've falsely raised.

 

Producer and face man for the Mud Wrasslin' Channel (TM) available on subscription from one of the streaming services.

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14 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Tom Brady has announced that he's not returning to the New England Patriots next season.* What will he be doing instead? (The more bizarre, the better.)

 

*Not really. My apologies to those whose hopes I've falsely raised.

 

Starring in a remake of the Brady Bunch, alongside Danica Patrick.

 

"Here's the story

Of a NASCAR driver

Who was bringing up three very lovely girls

All of them would race around

Like their mother

'Til the checkered flag unfurled..."

 

"Here's the story

Of a football player

Who was busy with three boys of his own

They were four men,

Playing with the Patriots

Until their knees were blown..."

 

NT:  Other ridiculous remakes / re-imaginings of past TV shows.  (Difficulty:  no actual remakes, ridiculous though they may be)

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16 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Other ridiculous remakes / re-imaginings of past TV shows.  (Difficulty:  no actual remakes, ridiculous though they may be)

Speed Racer in America, as a NASCAR driver who is given a non-race-legal car with a lot of optional extras installed and told to go fight terrorists with it, with each race on the cup circuit (he still has to compete in NASCAR to keep up his cover) leading him to new adventure!

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The great historical classic Victory at Sea  is re-done as the chronicles of a post-apocalyptic clash between two Mad Max-esque rival armadas of drugged out JetSki jockeys armed with bazookas and chainsaws, fighting over the last dry-land islets in a South Pacific Ocean whose level has risen and inundated all the other islands for five thousand miles.  Fanservice is provided by lots of bikini babes brandishing whiskey bottles (both intact and incompletely consumed, and empty and broken heavy glass melee/thrown weapons) and Hawaiian sling spearguns from the back seats of the Jetskis.  Occasional incursions by King Headfoot, a giant octopus from the Mesozoic roused from a long Cthulhuesque slumber, who usually feeds on Godzilla spawn, provide additional random panlethal carnage that suggests the two bitter enemy factions should unite against the rampaging monstrosities that an outraged Mother Nature is releasing in her final campaign to extirpate all of Family Hominidae.  The Surfer Barbeerians fail to take the hint, and in the end are wiped out in the same sort of final cataclysm suggested in the Planet of the Apes movies, but with more bikinis and less plot.

 

NT:  More movies (probably prequels) featuring the Surfer Barbeerians.

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On 1/9/2020 at 2:18 AM, Cancer said:

NT:  More movies (probably prequels) featuring the Surfer Barbeerians.

Jaws 3D as a remake as this time you get plenty of surfing action plus the shark you know actually eating people on surfboards and waterskis because that is what the public want or the person who puts up the money wants.

The end is an epic battle as the Surfer Barbeerians try to use their surfboards as weapons against the shark

 

NT: As a vacancy has popped up in the Royal family who decides to fill the void ? 

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On 1/10/2020 at 5:43 AM, death tribble said:

NT: As a vacancy has popped up in the Royal family who decides to fill the void ? 

 

Queen Latifah.

 

New Topic: Silly things to do on a snowy Saturday.

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Escort Service Coordinator

 

What? Our elected officials are busy people. They can't be expected to take care of things like this on their own. But the coordinator should be appointed, rather than elected.

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