Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The superhero you least want to see a theatrical film about. Hey honey, let's go see that new movie: "Man Thing." It's supposed to be incredible on the giant sized IMAX screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ted? This is Bill. Let's get out the time machine -- I just heard Anicent Israel is the greatest place to get stoned!" NT: The superhero you least want to see a theatrical film about. Now Playing: The adventures of Capt. Phallus and his partner Sphincter Sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Catwoman: The Movie. (God bless recycling) NT: Strangest were-critters you ever/never saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strangest were-critters you ever/never saw. A Were-Sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strangest were-critters you ever/never saw. Even a man who is pure at heart And says his prayers by night May become a three toed sloth when the slothbane blooms And the autumn moon is bright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Catwoman: The Movie. (God bless recycling) NT: Strangest were-critters you ever/never saw. Howdy Ya'll best be on yer gard tonight. Its a full moon and the were possum stalks the land. NT: Things that happen and you suddenly realize that you are getting old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that happen and you suddenly realize that you are getting old Songs you liked 15 years ago have found thier way onto the classic rock station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that happen and you suddenly realize that you are getting old The candles on your birthday cake set off the smoke detector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You break into "Quien Es Mas Macho" and the sixteen year olds you're talking to look at you like you sprouted a Rhinocerous Penis from your forehead. NT: Bad things to find on your forehead in the shaving mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You break into "Quien Es Mas Macho" and the sixteen year olds you're talking to look at you like you sprouted a Rhinocerous Penis from your forehead. NT: Bad things to find on your forehead in the shaving mirror. Written in Lipstick: "I've taken your penis." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to find on your forehead in the shaving mirror. The number "666" in black ink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat An extra Nose NT: Bad names for your cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat An extra Nose NT: Bad names for your cat. NT: Bad names for your cat. "Here Bowser..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad names for your cat. "...And this is my precious little bundle of joy. Have you ever seen anything so cute?" "She's adorable. What's her name?" "Henry Kissinger. :love:" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad names for your cat. Hi Mr. Wong this is my cat Chow Mein isn't he cute? NT: Signs you have pissed off you Signifigant other and are not going to be getting any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you have pissed off you Signifigant other and are not going to be getting any. Why are you wearing a chastity belt dear and why have you just swallowed the key ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You traded in our bed for 2 twin-sized ones? Why????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Papers? WHAt papers?" NT: Signs you significant other is really a vampire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you go to a restaurant she doesn't eat anything just plays with her food and you aren't allowed to order Steak at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That annoying tendency to sleep all day, and hiss whenever you open the blinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you significant other is really a vampire. Honey, why is it ever time we have sex, you give me these monsterous hickies? NT: Double enterdries that are supposed to be sports calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Double enterdries that are supposed to be sports calls. He's had success going up the middle so far, but when he tried to go around the back he was stopped by a tight end. Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He bunted, but it just dribbled this side of the foul line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well he seemd to have a bit of trouble on the ruff, but he got it in the hole in only 4 strokes... NT: Bad Crimefighter Motos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad Crimefighter Motos! Wedgies for Justice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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